#catch us

i have the weirdest and most elaborate dreams when im sick it's hilarious so im literally an outlaw in a civilization under the earth's crust, and there's like supernatural beings and sentient animals and shit like that so im this organization called the Hellions and we're trying to expose our government for how awful and ruthless they really are, and our leader is a black widow spider named Viper (I KNOW SO FUCKING CREATIVE) so we get caught, and all 8 of us are being arrested, and then me, a fucking harpy lady, seduces the human guard and he agrees to tie my cuffs wrong, so me, viper, and two other ladies escape the holding room. so now we're in the hallways of like the main building of the civilization, and there's guards that are robots, but they can only detect the colors red and blue, so if you're in a room that radiates purple they can't see you (THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE) so me and viper hide in a purple room, evade detection, and manage to go to the bullet train station that takes you to the surface. we meet a human who works in our civilization who's just trying to get back home, and he agrees to help us get to china to meet some of vipers connections to help us finish what we started. the other two ladies catch up with us an tell us the remaining 4 Hellions were killed. bummer dude. so the four of us go on the bullet train and rig the route to lead us there. also on the bullet train there's a Chinese woman who acts as security and once every like three stops she gets shot at, and by the time we get to china she tells us every shift she gets shot at bc people aren't cool with her having such a higher up position and that she gets to go to the surface everyday, while people who can't afford the train have to remain in the civilization so yeah I have many questions......

I hope they catch us, then they will knock.