Made you this mixtape, dude.
â   ââââ-   EH ?  A WHASSA ?   â   NEVERMIND THAT MIXTAPES have been defunct for the past ten hundred years  ;  nevermind that bokuto ,  ever the posterchild of a book - burning millenial ,  has never so much as even seen a cassette tape in his ENTIRE LIFE ,  much less coexisted anywhere near the presence of one ,  ever .  no one has .   because they havenât been unearthed in ,  again ,  ONE THOUSAND MILLION YEARS .
but , at the end of the day , a gift is a horse is a gift mouth , and he will be DAMNEDif he does not accept the most unflattering form of flattery as if it were something entirely else and better .  further inspection breeds all but two conclusions from his infinite wisdom  â respective to the order in which they occur to him : ONE being that he could probably fit this entire thing in his mouth if he was dared ( or if he wasnât ) , and TWO being that nothing in this entire world has ever , nor will it ever again , tickle him quite as pink as getting to perceive the words  â  NIGHTCORE MINECRAFT VOL . 4 / 20 GREATEST HITS â  with his very own eyes .
bokuto then looks between the ugly , outdated square and the cassette in his hand .  â   at the risk of sounding crass as hell , brohemian rhapsody , iâm gonna put this on in the bath tonight and be thinkinâ of you the entire freakinâ time .   â  BECAUSE WEâRE TWO BROS ANDTHATâS WHAT BROS DO , says the security of the accompanying bear hug . 02 seconds later .
