#catbase

Wheel Cat rolled up to the battlefield and immediately rolled back into my base because his range is -2 inches.

Hee hee, I gave cat an axe. Now he thinks he can kill people. *Swoosh* OH GOD NO!

Me trying to use Wheel Cat in non-Alien stages: "Why is my expensive rolling sushi not working?!"

True Form is called Chill Cat but he still has the personality of a flaming wheel going 90mph into a brick wall.

Drumcorps Cat, 40% chance to weaken Metal enemies, 100% chance to annoy your neighbors.

When the band director says "no solos" but you have commitment issues.

Battle is here and Drumcorps Cat will help lead the charge. That poor bastard is going down first.

Salon Cat isn’t overrated, she’s just a victim of power creep. Leave my emotional support hairdresser alone.