#catalyzer robobs

SO! He’s old as hell. Was created as half of a matched offense/defense set (flamethrower/shield)(he’s the shield) for the god of transformation, got lobotomized when his flamethrower partner got promoted without him (for being able to lobotomize people) and decided that he looked bad on his resume, and was on the Big Journey to the ends of the universe to see what’s out there and find heaven. Unfortunately, they found heaven. (It’s a hospice planet that shows you what you want to see before euthanizing you) and even more unfortunately, he saw his nephew, who’d stown away on the trip so she could see the world and who he’d promised he’d keep safe, die in front of him, and after that Couldn’t buy in to what the planet showed him enough for it to get him, so he essentially spent ten million years on the euthanasia planet hallucinating and rusting in the corner, to the point that when he’s finally rescued it takes him a Long Ass Time to realize that they’re actually there this time and he’s not just finally giving in to it.