#cat mischief

One of these days Alpine’s vet is going to call the ASPCA on him

While normally Bucky’s whole world as a single cat dad that is. Alpine is a princess but the incidents just keep up coming. Here’s another list of reasons why Bucky’s furry little ninja tests his sanity.

Got into his art room and decided to recreate the scales and arpeggios scene from The Aristocats

Knocked the mug Nat got him off the coffee table

Chewed through the wiring on his fairy lights and got electrocuted

Un-alived his favorite house plant by knocking it pot and all off the shelf

An entire row of dark romance books got knocked off his shelf

Jumped from her cat tree into the window because she saw a bird

Jumped from the table flew across his pottery wheel and crash landed into his clay tub (Bucky wished he’d video tapped it for tiktok)

Tripped Bucky up who fell down the basement stairs to avoid landing on her because she couldn’t wait two seconds for him to feed her.

Nearly got put through the heat cycle because he didn’t see her climb into the dryer

Freaked out and trashed his bathroom because she fell into the bath while practicing her parkour

Knocked over his stack of work papers freaked out at the sound and shredded them in her fury

Knocked his hair dryer over and nearly under faucet stream

Scratched the shit out of Bucky’s back because she decided to park herself right where he’d been sitting. (He’d answered a work call and didn’t see where she was when he sat back down.)

Almost knocked over the k-cup machine

Singed her tail because she got up onto Bucky’s pagan/witch altar and he didn’t see her (he was too busy looking for his crystals.)

Thought his simmer pot was just another water bowl and drank from it on the stove (she burnt her tongue)

Broke her paw when she jumped from the shed attic and crash landed in the gardening tools.

Went twelve rounds with the angry raccoon that lives in his bushes and almost lost

Bucky is honestly surprised Alpine has lived this long

This is the face of a fussy little criminal who chewed through my window screen. Side note, she is fine. She's back inside and she is safe.

Me: There is Cat Mischief happening in my room.

Sister: What?

Me: There's Cat Mischief happening in my room!

Sister: Ah! I thought you said "Katniss Shit" and I was like, "WHAT? Did Indra learn ARCHERY?"

My nana shared this splendid photo from her neighbor with me and I felt compelled to share it too