I've heard people say that cats don't have a memory. Well my psychotic bitch cat does. She remembers that every Tuesday and Friday mom cleans her litter pan. As in dumps the entire vat of crap and piss clumps out and fills the pan with new litter. and she knows that I keep the box of fresh litter in the closet. And because of this amazing cat memory, she has become the spoiled ass little shit cat queen of drama. Apparently i wasn't working up to her expectations today. So i hear her screaming and howling like a dying mule. What?? what the hell noise is this? I get up and go find the bitch. She sees me and continues screaming. Wtf??? so i am asking her. What? whats wrong? what do want? i get to her and she runs off then turns to make sure im following her. Still moaning. OK!!!! damn. Now she reaches her pan, goes through the swinging cat door opening, I hear her digging and kicking and she comes right back out. She did not have time to take care of business. So i freak out. Oh no. God please don't let her have the crystals. Omg. Shes blocked. Oh nooooo!!!! She looks at me, walks to the closet and stands there. Starts her death moaning again. Ummm.....Whhaaaattt??? I open the door. She goes to the new box of litter, tries to shove her paw through the opening and what?? Dig some out??? I don't understand. All the sudden it dawns on me. This crazy bitch wants me to do the litter change. She's not sick. She's just a diva cat. So I have to verify this. I dump the pan, fill it with new litter, put the lid on and she's practically knocking me over jumping through the door. A little digging and kicking and then there is no mistaking that she isn't having any blockage issues. Damn. At least wait until I leave. Gag vomit wretch hurl. ok. So this is the recap. The cat from hell couldn't find ample space to crap, so she screamed at me and led me to the new litter. Bitch ill get to it when I'm ready. Standing there yelling at me all crazy. I'll toss you out on the streets with the lightning and pouring rain. Why is she still living here???? WHY??Uuggghhhhhh!!!!!
