#castsdarkness

        “you look constipated, mate.” he couldn’t help but snicker, despite knowing all of the shit that the bird had been through. and what he was going to experience, now that he was a father. “at least pretend like you know what you’re doing. looking like you’re upset will make them upset, they’re impressionable like that.”

anya vc: oh hello! i make friend with sad magic man. he refuse my advances, don’t know why. clearly i am desirable. are you wife? he said he had family.

You are so PYRITE, this is your legacy.

you're getting...BOULDER with your jokes, kiki.

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“Hmph! Well now, that’s just rude.”

With a snap of her fingers, the shroud of darkness receded thanks to her dispel magic spell. Alora twirled her bejeweled blowpipe in her hands, giving the other a very unamused glance.

“That’s not exactly a response, you know.”