#castlevania audio

"You're an evil-looking bastard, aren't you? Well, I'm armed... with a stick. So, I'll understand if you want to run away now."

"Belmont, you can't do this!" "Tell it to your floating vampire Jesus here"

“Would you please leave my testicles alone?”

“I'm Trevor f*cking Belmont, and I've never lost a fight to man nor f*cking beast”

“Do you have a god to put a last prayer to, Belmont?” “Yeah. Dear God, please don't let the vampire's gut ruin my good tunic”

“Well, shit. Look, if I enter the church and catch fire or something, it's your fault”

"No one told me that"

“Stone-eye cyclops. Right out of the family bestiary. God shits in my dinner once again”