To smoaksoliver; my orca loving, Taylor Swift stanning, rude as hell best friend/clone/platonic soulmate, Haley, Happy 22nd Birthday â¤Â
I know this past year has been rough for you and that nothing is ever going to be the same, but Iâm so proud of you, sweetie. Youâre amazing. Youâre one of the strongest people I know. Even though Iâve never been lucky enough to meet you, Â (someday it will happen, it has to and weâll run to each other and hug while Rainy Season plays because thatâs just who we are) youâve been a huge role model to me over the past 4 years that weâve been friends. Thank you for befriending an annoyingly cliche 14 year old back then because I wouldnât be who I am if I hadnât met you.Â
Youâre the best. Youâre a dork. You used to eat corn dogs with peanut butter on them. Your cat is actually a human toddler and your dog is afraid of her. Youâre actually the real life combination of Rapunzel and Taylor Swift, with a hint of Satan. Youâre the jasonmorgans to my samanthamorgans. I tell you âI hate youâ and âLEAVEâ 4 times a day, but I love you and I canât imagine not having you around so please never actually leave. Youâre my clone; we like basically all the same things, we get sick at the same time, we literally finish each others sentences and say the same things at the same time. I think weâre considered friendship goals, but Iâm not even sure this is friendship because weâre literally just weird clones who do the same things and everyone else weâre friends with spends 90% of the time like ????? over us. One of us can say a JaSam quote and the other person will show up in record time with a retaliation quote (âIt was winter then, remember?â). Kirsten Storms probably has both of us muted on twitter because sheâs seen us through so many shipping breakdowns and fandom changes. I know youâve never watched Greyâs Anatomy, but Meredith and Cristina are brotp goals, but by my standards, we have them beat. Youâre my person.Â
Thank you for everything youâve done for me and thank you for being such an amazing friend. This whole thing kinda sucked and Iâm not really good with this kind of stuff, but you get the point; I love you. And yes, I love you MORE.
PS taylorswift, Haley is one of your biggest fans and if you could wish her a happy 22nd birthday, it would mean the world to both of us â¤Â














