when i was five and getting my bag out of the boot of the car my mum accidentally slammed the boot door down on my head

oh and one time i ingested so much helium that i passed out and saw multidimensional colours and i think i got a look into the universe and when i hit the tiles my mum was like woah abby tell me right now if you lost consciousness i need to take you to the hospital if you did. and i said no im good :3

"no admin"

so basically what im getting at here is if you dont give me admin then ill turn into a red snapper and bite your toes

oh also i miss you what's up

this is how i picture you btw in case you were wondering

answer this rn or ill circumcise you.

let the inner freak out

im begging on my hands and knees