#cassandra effect

- “nelson” grizzy. sounds like the name of an animated bear, and is also funny to say teasingly when he’s being silly. 9/10

- “jaren” smitty. unique/unpopular name that’s playful and fun, just like smitty! makes perfect sense, 10/10

- “chris” puffer. sharp, quick, and fun to say, fits puffer’s sarcastic and antagonistic nature. 8/10

- “john” kryoz. maybe it’s because people use it frequently, but john fits his down to earth sillyguycore vibes. a very laid back and relaxed name for him. 9/10

frouse names that make NO sense:

- “max” pezzy. excuse me? that man is NOT a max. as far as i’m concerned, “pezzy” was the name his mother gave him when she first laid eyes upon him as a wee babe. max does, however, sound like a name a trans theatre kid in sophomore year would pick as their first name, which fits pezzy’s vibe. 2/10