"Man, the people who write this shit are fucking nuts." Cloud said abruptly, looking up from his copy of The Eldritch Horror Anthology to the person sitting on the bench beside him. "Nuts. Bonkers. Off their damn rockers. To write this kind of shit? They have to be! Have. To. Be. But then again, the eldritch forces, and the cosmic horrors, and all that kind of shit are definitely real, and they definitely use these people, these writers, as conduits to spread their message. I 100% believe that. Not every writer of eldritch fiction, but definitely some of them. I'd say a solid 66... no, 69%. Yeah, 69% of them, easy. So, keeping that in mind, I guess them being crazy kinda makes sense. Having an interdimensional being beam messages directly into your brain will do that to ya."