"Can't we just stay home today?"

"You know exactly why we can't. Come on, this is what being adults is all about, getting up with the sun and pushing pencils with the rest."

"Don't answer it - it's probably your boss and your mine today."

"Kidnapped in my own bed? Whatever will I do?"

"You should make me breakfast in bed. Because you love me."

"I'll still love you even if I don't make you breakfast, you know. But I'm going, I ain't that stupid."

"What do you think of this outfit?"

"I think it'd look a lot better on the floor."

"Kisses won't make it better, but you can try."

Ship Moodboard 2/?? - Salem&Mattie

Send me ツ for an excited text.

[text] I found Star Wars onesies!!!!!!

Send me ♡ for a lustful text.

[text] you've literally never been sexier in the entire time I've known you and I'd go down on you right now if we weren't at dinner with my parents

Send me ❧ for a text that was about my muse, but was meant to be for someone else

[text] I'm gonna marry this girl, dad

Send me ♀ for a heartbreaking text.

[text] just because now wasn't the time doesn't mean it will never be the time. we're gonna have beautiful babies someday, I promise

Send me ✼ for a mean/rude text.

[text] you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, alright? stop acting like you do

Send me ☄ for a text that was supposed to be deleted, but was accidentally sent.

"Why do I have this feeling you're about to mess up my entire life?"

"You’re looking at it all wrong. I’m about to enrich your whole life. You’re welcome.

"Well, food to eat is my favorite."

"Judgement free here, babe, but you weren’t exactly all that picky even before you got pregnant."

"I'm sorry to say that's the furthest we've gone since our first date."

"Should I be proud of our restraint or just sad for us?"

"If it doesn't work out, are you gonna help me pick up all the pieces?"

"You're second guessing yourself too much. This is your dream, it'll happen. But you know I will, I always will."

"The you you are now, is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the same you I'll be in love with tomorrow."

"You make all of this worth it, you know. I don't want there to be a me, however way I am, without you. Not anymore, not ever."

literally us ❤️.❤️

✈: Open when you need to laugh

BABE,

I don't know how well you remember the first phone call we had, but I got a call from that business again because they want me to do a shoot for their billboard or bus or what the fuck ever, and the guy who called me in was the same guy who drooled on my shoulder and threw up on my shoes that night, and his face was so red the whole time he was asking me to work, it was brilliant.

✌: Open when you’re bored

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your turn ♥

★: Open when we’re fighting (and it’s your fault)

Light of my life,

So...I fucked up. Which really shouldn't be a surprise I'm impressed I managed this long. I don't know what I did, probably something stupid, but I do know that whatever it is, I love you regardless. I'm probably sitting around crying at a two player game all alone, so you should take pity on me and tell me that you love me, too. Which I know, but you know...it's nice to hear.

✿: Open when we’re fighting (and it’s my fault)

Sunshine,

What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?