The funny thing about Captives (1994) posting is not the Tim Roth thirstposting in itself, bc that’s extremely standard for Tumblr, nor the lack of Julia Ormond thirstposting, bc that’s somehow also standard for Tumblr (even tho c’mon, look at her),
much less the lack of Colin Salmon thirstposting bc that is unfortunately the least surprising of all on Tumblr (even tho COME ON, LOOK AT HIM),
(made the above GIFs MYSELF, god help me) someone PLEASE get me the rip of the recent German Bluray, bc I don’t know any German and I’m not paying $40 for a Bluray in a language I can’t even READ
but the quality of said thirstposting. I’ve known this man, what feels like all my life. Love him, respect, admire. Never wanted to suck his dick until mid-March of THIS YEAR, when I learned of this movie’s existence and watched it the same day, and now that awakened sleeper cell inside me won’t let me rest. And yet! I still can’t visually describe him as anything but THE most middle-of-the-bell-curve man to ever exist: he has a nicely angular jawline? maybe he could come off as cute in the right light at the right angle? But some of his most popular GIFs feature none of that. They’re of him just. Breathing?
@timrothgifs (x)
Extremely strong “you could find three of these at your nearest gas station” energy.
As I said, fascinating.
