First night my sister's boyfriend stays at our house
me: *on a small chair, talking with my sister and her boyfriend with my laptop on the coffee table and in front of me*
my sister: *sitting on the floor near the coffee table*
her boyfriend: *on the couch, talking with us*
me: *see something black and quiet large. Scream and jump on my sister, trying to climb on her when I realize that it's a spider*
my sister: *starts screaming out of fear because I screamed and jumped on her*
her boyfriend: *laughs his ass off and looks at the spider while my sister and I are both screaming and running around to get it out or even kill it*
my sister's dog: *running around after getting the fly swatter, thinking it's a toy and that we're playing*