#captainschmoe

So, I may have messed up. In the good news, I've posted a corrected poll! But here is a collection of everyone kindly letting me know because, it is also very funny

And I actually had to get back out of bed and open Tumblr and search your blog to see if this post was real or if I dreamt it up because I guess I’m too tired to think about how plausible it is that you’d make. A fucking. Exalt Jim lmaooo 😂

Oh my godddd 😂😂 I was so confused for the first couple seconds of reading this ask, like “I swear I didn’t post anything last week??” LOL. I absolutely love that WIP Wednesday made a cameo in your dreams and I’m honestly impressed with your brain’s creativity in that a family tree does sound like the type of thing I would share if it was a week where I couldn’t cobble together a passage! Same with Ophelia being in there—I know many people like to hc Lucina as a family name and given Owain’s love of epic heroes and villain stories it would make perfect sense for him to name his daughter after a historic family hero of some kind.

Exalt Jim on the other hand…is not as believable LOL, but that I’m just going to attribute to your subconscious having a sense of humor 😂

Found this utterly GORGEOUS creature stranded inside my workplace. Based on my own research on bugs found in eastern Iowa, it seems to be a flat bark beetle? Never heard of them before now but I am IN LOVE with their color.

Sorry for taking a bit!

4: If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

A musical! Rena Strober is a singer after all. I'm not a musical aficionado so as to what musical, idk.

23: Favorite picture of this character?

There are too many good ones... I have a posted I've had since 2016 (unfortunately I don't know the artist)

Oooh so a while ago I got an anon asking for more schneeplebro headcanons, specifically ‘a whole ton,’ so I’m gonna try and finally do that to celebrate father’s day tomorrow, but for some father’s-day-specific ideas:

-They both try to wake up early to make breakfast for the other one. Chase usually wins, bc he’s a very light sleeper & Henrik’s a really deep sleeper, so he can set a quiet alarm for himself & Henrik will sleep right through it. Henrik wakes up like a half hour later and looks next to him and realizes he’s been Defeated, but he still goes downstairs to help Chase.

-On one of their first father’s days together, Henrik’s boys surprise Chase with a little present - probably a card and a candy bar. But it means the world bc they decided to do it themselves and Chase cries A Lot