#captainoftheironlung

Biter, what are your current injuries??? How are you even alive?

Uhhmmmmmmm

I'm healing you!

I got part of my whole head bitten off by 12 blood eels (they're not human don't listen to them :3) which has since healed and turned into a galaxy thing, I ate the Light and got sick but I got better if you don't count the voices in my head, and ghostface Simon bit me for projecting my period cramps onto him, but he bit me too hard and my arm fell off! Apart from that I've also been bitten by a baby eel, Lenore, and my own Captain, but they're fine.

(Biter's stubby arm reappears like nothing happened.)