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#CaptainLilyia #KingDevinJoseph #WestYard King Devin: And now it's time for the Captain Lilyia Etiquette Minute! Lilyia: You may be wondering, how can I fit in better in West Yard Village? Well, it s easy! To get along, Go along! if that don't work smack somebody around make somebody listen to what you say it all work for me I have broken my fingers up you times. I have broken my thumb my ring finger and my pinky finger but I always have fun in the least. I even smack King Devin around a few times! King Devin: The hell you did! Better stop lying before make you start crying again better stop line before I make you cry again. Do you want that to happen again. Lilyia: Don't mind him back to our discussion. If someone tells you it's a lovely day, agree with her or hem! Hah hah! Because of course, it's always a lovely day in West Yard Village, so don't be afraid of talking to people first They tie appreciate it! Now, I'm assuming, of course, that you're sexy dressing. Clothes make the woman or man. And you can dress a little bit of risque if you want get more eyes on you Show off a little bit of skin and muscle it is not going to hurt you if you do it Indeed, naked people have almost no influence at all on society. HAH And don't dress in rags, either, or people might think you re a wastrel garbage trash disconnecting magnet! Now, what should you do if people are staring at you? Maybe somebody is telling you, you have a little bit of a wardrobe malfunction! I have have one a few time maybe forgot to wear two thingsI was wondering why I felt the breeze I was wondering why it looked like I wasn't wearing a bra because I wasn't wearing a bra. Who cares! Just say thank you you didn't take no pictures right and them congratulate them and go on about their day. And if things seem to be getting a bit hectic, remember, you can always sit on a bench, relax, and open a toxic Green energy drink "O" Courant. Take a load off! No one will bother you when you're sitting on a bench - unless you've made them very, very angry Or, I don't know, check out King Devin on Instagram. I hear he's very subpar. Hah hah hah hah hah hah! I am done here where is my cake!🍰

#CaptainLilyia #KingDevinJoseph #WestYard Lilyia: I might have a fake butt and boobs but men and women love it all the same. What about you you can't even hold down a job whenever you get a inspiration for new story or drawing or painting or book. You will make sure that you get the whole entire story down No matter how stupid or dumb it is. King Devin: Okay you are trying to draw some blood congratulations. What about you in 2012 who ran but naked through a field of violets just to impress some boys and then who slept with all 5 boys. Lilyia: Oh that really hurt my heart not really but wait one minute there was six boys you were there. King Devin: Yeah I might was there but I did not look at you I do not do anything with you I was there to hold your clothes and make sure you got home. You had your fun with those five boys I had nightmares you are truly a jezebel I would say the H-word or the S-word but you not that bad yet. Lilyia: You think I care what other people think about me just last week I slept with three boys and three girls at the same time. And I enjoy every minute of it if the make me a s*** and a hoe I don't care all I care about is doing right by my people. “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.” King Devin: Don't you speak a viz of An allusion to an utterance of Jesus' in John at me. I know all the words of old I did not become a Wordsmith while studying words of old to better developing my self and my vocabulary. Lilyia: A round of applause a illiterate little full end up speaking like a regular person. King Devin: You know what I am done with this I am done making a fool of myself in front of all these people in you. Lilyia: Did I hit a nerve is baby going to cry. King Devin: No you did nothing to me I am unscaved I am just done talking to you we are still friends I am just done talking to you. Lilyia: Is that so your dog is ugly you are ugly and I hope both of y'all get put down. King Devin: You really want to mess with me you had an abortion and you killed your own daughter. You are 35 right if she was alive right now she would be 13 right now. Lilyia: 😢 You monster you rat bastard!😭 King Devin: Yes I am!😈

#CaptainLilyia #KingDevinJoseph #WestYard Lilyia: They say you cant change over night for the better they say it takes more time but yet its justified as to how people who were once good people one day turn time somebody you never knew existed. Why cant it be that somebody can changefor the better in a day or over night? After all we were all born children of Madness we as people of the West yard chose to be the way we are. We might be demon we might be monsters we bleed we cry we have children we die but you human judge on our appearance. Look at me I am a captain but I'm also a nurse I defend my people but I always show provide medication and care to my people!! King Devin: You go girl tell them like it is Captain Lilyia you are making a powerful movement you have the full support of the West yard people!! Lilyia: Quiet King Devin i'm still mad at you. King Devin: What did I do I came to your big rally I even help you clean your uniform. Lilyia: I did not want to wear my uniform I wanted to wear my Marc Jacob dress. My beautiful $599.00 dress and your dog ruined my beautiful $469.00 bag. King Devin: Do you really want to do this in front of everybody. Lilyia: What you getting afraid of a grown woman. You got something to say come up here on the stage and say it to my face. King Devin: Oh hell no she don't know who she talking to do you know who she talking to I know she ain't not talking to a madking like that. Lilyia: I'm talking to you fool now bring your illiterate ass up here. King Devin: I'm about to catch a case now see all you on the news. You about to get your word butt whooped on. You are messing with an artist and a Wordsmith a book writer and a storyteller don't you blame me when A king gets real. Lilyia: Everybody make way so he can get his ass kick I have stuff on you too you know that right. King Devin: Everybody get out my way this little demon girl thinks she is hot bulshit. don't get mad at me when you start crying like a big baby and no one talked bad about my little baby. Lilyia: Finally you got on the stage fat boy. King Devin: Thank you dude for hand me this mic. I might be fat but I'm not fake silicone.