#captainbitches

140 is a very healthy weight, don’t let ads and idiots try to convince you otherwise. It’s good to eat well and excercise regularly but you can’t change your metabolism and messing with it will do no good. Be comfortable, it’s what the bod wants

Dude how much do you weigh if I may ask? I weigh 200, but it’s actually the weight I naturally sit at. I eat regularly and exercise every day, but I’m naturally chubby. Being chubby is ok man! If bitches get you down you fuck the bitches and eat them

I'm a lazy lil brat as always, so i'm just going to answer the questions. (aka it's late and i should actually be studying for sat prep tomorrow)

If you could live in any anime universe which one would it be? Ouran High School  Host Club or Free! like yes i love DGM and SNK and everything but i dont want to die i just want to be around dumb, adorable boys that live okay

2. Digital or Traditional art? Both! I'm personally better at traditional though omg. traditional is a lot easier for me, and the permanence is something admirable to me. But with digital it's just so clean and nice and there's so much you can do! ahh art i just love all art okay UvU

3. What kind of lingirie do you like? (unisex question) And and all except maybe the excessively weird stuff OvO

4. What do you think about stoners?(be honest) Well I used to look down on them a lot, but I've recently realized that what they do is really their business, not mine~ I do worry about the health affects and getting in trouble though-- I think i paid too much attention in 9th grade health class omg

5. If you could have any character printed on a body pillow any way you want, who would it be? Goddammit why would you do this. Makoto. Makoto Tachibana I freaking hate him and his cute face so much just kill me. 

6. You can fuck any celebrity from any point in time, who is it and from what time period? hhooollllyyy sweet jesus can i just have like a mass orgy with multiple celebrities like it's not fair to pick just one. I would say uhhh Scarlett Johansson she's just gorgeous and perfect

7. Do you like little beds like twin size, or huge ass fucking california kings? (or any size in between) I like big beds because it's what I'm used to. I move around a lot in my sleep sometimes, so I like to roll around a big bed! Plus then when friends come to sleep over you can cuddle in the same bed and it's great ;v;

8. If I told you “It’s Time to Duel!” right now, would you have the deck to do it? shIT FUCK LET ME GO ASK MY FRIEND JACKSON FOR SOME CARDS HOLD ON I DONT OWN ANY MYSELF I'M SORRY

9. Are you watching Breaking Bad? Two part question: If not why are you not watching Breaking Bad? I'm not watching Breaking Bad, but I am planning on it!! I have not until now because gross school and stuff UnU

10. What race are you in Skyrim? I don't play Skyrim i'm so sorry it looks really cool though

11. Would you have the fucking balls to be a Mahou Shoujo? Goddam I wish I had the balls. Maybe if it was to save all of humanity or something but no way in hell I'd do it for some silly reason like money or fame or anything. 

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Always post the rules

Answer the questions of the person who tagged you, and write 11 new ones

Tag 11 friends and link them.

Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. Favorite author?

Gah, that's hard! Here are a few off the top of my head, since I can't pick just one: Dan Simmons, Ray Bradbury, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, and Richard Bach.

2. Cats or dogs?

Cats! I've had them all my life, and I love my little-squishy-shitty-monster-kitty-girl to absolute pieces. She's a little shit to our other cat, so we call her Monster or Beastie, even though her actual name is Mia. She's the sweetest lapcat EVER.

3. Tell me about the best teacher you ever had.

Oh, boy, that's a hard one. To be completely honest, every year I dub my current english teacher as my most favorite teacher ever, even though I still hold my old teachers to the same high esteem. I always seem to be able to connect to my english teachers on a much more personal level than their other students, and we somehow always end up good friends. Every once in a while, I'll go to talk to my freshman year honors english teacher, and we'll end up talking for HOURS about anything and everything. She even confides in me about her current students and the aspects she dislikes about the school. Needless to say, english is my strongest subject, and I'm usually a sort of "teacher's pet", if that's what you'd like to call it.

There is one teacher I feel that I should mention in particular, though. Her name is Andrea, and she was my teacher from when I was 2 years old until I was 11. She ran a very small Montessori elementary school our of her house, and she was one of the biggest influences on who I am. The way Montessori works is that the teacher observes the child and how they play when they are very young, and they teach them based off of what they like to do. I liked to read, so that's mostly how she taught me. She is almost single-handedly responsible for my love of words, and had me reading at a college freshman level when I was 11. I read The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand when I was 10. Of course, I didn't understand all of the anti-communism stuff, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. When she retired and I went on to middle school, she gave me a thesaurus that she had filled with pictures of me when I was little, slips of paper with little memories written on them, the recipes we used to bake from every Wednesday, and TONS of meaningful quotes interspersed throughout the whole thing, each corresponding to a word on the page it was written on. In the front, she stuck a letter she wrote to me about how she hoped for only the best things for me in life and that I always would have a great love of words and learning. I actually found the thesaurus the other day after years of having forgot about it, and it made me cry. She was such a special person to me, as much a best friend as a teacher, and I owe her so much. Phew... that was long and now I'm going to cry just thinking about it!

4. When you were 10-years-old, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I think it was... either a naturopathic doctor or a marine biologist... I forget exactly which it was when I was 10

5. Who are your top 5 favorite fictional characters of all time?

WHAAATTTT this is impossible!!! I don't think I can rank  them, so here are five in no particular order: Hermione Granger, Dean Winchester, Sherlock Holmes, Bean (Ender Series), and the 10th Doctor. 

6. If you became the Doctor's new companion, where/when would you want to go first?

Hmm, I'd like to either see the formation of the moon when a Mars-sized planet crashed into Earth, any time before humans came along so I could see all the crazy flora and fauna without civilization, or just some random planet way in the future.

7. What are you most looking forward to this coming year?

Well, probably the fact that I'm taking 3 music classes this year: marching/concert band, honor choir (it's auditioned and it's called Excalibur), and I recently got chosen as one of 2 pianists for our school's elite jazz band :) That and the Sherlock Seattle convention in October!!!

8. What's the last movie you watched?

The Emperor's New Groove :)

9. Do you like to sing?

Yes! Hence the honor choir. I'm actually considering doing piano/vocal covers of some of the Chameleon Circuit songs in the near future.

10. Tell me why you picked the icon picture you currently have.

Ummm, because it's Sherlock and he looks damn sexy?

11. What was the best gift you ever received?

Either my car, because being able to drive myself places is the best thing ever, or the huge stack of astrophysics/physics books my parents got me for Christmas. There aren't many things that can get me more excited than talking about Hawking Radiation of string theory, except for maybe fandom stuff :)

My questions for you :)

1. Do you like to re-read books, or can you only read them once?

2. Why did you decide to get a Tumblr and how long have you had it?

3. What kinds of things do decorate your room with? (i.e. posters, trinkets, action figures, stuffed animals, whatever floats your boat)

4. If you could pick one fictional character to be your best friend, who would it be? 

5. Do you play any instruments?

6. What's one thing you find really awesome about yourself? Boast for me! 

7.  With which song are you currently doing the thing where you love it so much you listen to it on repeat nonstop until you can't stand it anymore?

8. Are you a morning person or a night person?

9. Tell me about a person who's made a significant impact on your life.

10. What are you dressing up as for Halloween this year?

The ending is elevator music man. Next time tou hear it you’ll realize :D

see my problems the opposite, my mom’s a complete dunderhead >:p

omfg

1. favorite color?

red

2. A song that you love?

the bird and the worm by the used

3. What is your favorite sport?

swimming 

4. How long u’ve been on tumblr?

about a year

5. Do u like italian food?

i guess never really tried authentic italian food

6. Favorite anime?

d gray man, one piece, katekyo hitman reborn, i love too many it depends on my mood

7. If the internet went down for a week, what u would do?

cry, try to fix the internet, play video games

8. Favorite sidekick character?

does alfred from batman count as a sidekick? what ever i say alfred

9. Color of your hair?

ginger

10. Some dumb stuff that u did and u just cant forget?

a couple of friends and i made some terrible music videos together that are really embarrassing 

11. U consider yourself weird?

yeah

MY QUESTIONS

1 do you have any irl friends that have tumblrs

2 whats your favourite fandom (not favourite thing JUST the fandom)?

3 whats your dream pet?

4 how many people irl know you have a blog?

5 do you remember your first url?

6 do you have an arch enemy?

7 if your life was a show what type of character would you be?

8 did you go ever go through a phase youre embarrassed about?

9  random childhood memory?

10 one band (doesnt have to be your favourite) that you love?