#captain-hardness

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5? 

I guess it was the first very episode with Ziva? When Caithlin was still alive

2. Have you ever read fan fiction about 2?

I don't read fan fiction at all :/

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Nope

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I'D DIE. INSTANTLY:

5. Why is 1 so important?

Well... I mean... they were one of the first ships I ever shipped and sepecially the first ship I shipped of a show which has now come to be my all-time favourite. Plus they are just perfect together, I love nine so much.

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? 

Both I guess, but if I had to choose... serious

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Shit that's hard... But number 3 (RiverxEleven) is just too perfect... so I'll go with the,

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond? 

Rose and Nine!

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom? 

Which would be Torchwood. I just watched season 1 and 2 because I couldn't see Ianto die. But I watched most episodes twice and some even more often

10. Which ship lasted the longest? 

River and Eleven. And they will be together in our hearts FOREVER. (I mean, somehow they still are but... yeah... timey wimey stuff, you know)

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up? 

Since they were never really together...

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3? 

OH MY GOD NO WAY. WHY DOES IT HA VE TO BE BOTH DOCTOR WHO SHIPS: NOOO: CRYYY. I guess I'd let them both die cause I just couldn't decide

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? 

Well...

14. Is 5 still together? 

They never really were ,_,

15. Is 1 canon? 

Not really... but yeah... like everyone ships them?! And they kissed (let's ignore the that fact the Doctor HAD to kiss Rose in order to safe her,  but that made him become Ten, so if Rose hadn't absorbed all the energy I'm sure they would've ended up together)

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win? 

Definitely Captain Swan. Sure Ziva and Tony are both great agents, the Doctors have their Screwdrivers and Jack is immortal... but Emma and Hook would find a way to win this shit, and if they killed Ianto Jack wouldn't want to live anymore anyway, so they'd make a plan to make it look like he was dead. Emma and Hook would win, for sure!

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship? 

I don't think so... Tony was with Jeanne, but that was for a mission, she didn't even know about Ziva, so... nah.

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond? 

RIVER AND ELEVEN.

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

naaaaaaah *monkeyface*

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?