They already know Rozanov is a bit of a wild child, so why not put him with the team captain Hollander who always keeps his nose clean and stays out of trouble? Surely he can keep the kid on the right path, right?

So Ilya is Billetting(?) with Shane, in Shane's house, 24/7. Imagine how that will go, especially if Ilya starts to bring girls (maybe even some boys?) back to Shane's place

And Shane can hear him having sex with these people. Does he get turned on? Does he jerk off? Does he imagine it was him?

Him catching Ilya seeing one of his hookups off and intending to tell the rookie off but god he's wearing nothing but some awfully low-slung sweatpants, his hair is a mess, and that smirk...

Ilya who seems to know exactly how he looks now and fake-innocently asks "Was I disturbing your sleep Hollander?"

God the potential of this

Anon I'm shaking in my boots. Of COURSE Confirmed Bachelor™ and Certified Good Influence Captain Hollander is gonna 'straighten out' the misbehaving rook who's dealing with culture shock and struggling with his English (Shane is breaking out into a cold sweat at the idea of opening his home up to Rozanov. Do not ask him why)

Not only is this bratty little hotshot saying he's gonna overshadow you eventually in the rink, he's saying he could fuck you better than your husband too? And from the sounds coming from his room when he brings someone back when you and your nice husband are just trying to sleep...well...

I think in this it would start on the road. They're bunked together for a road trip "cuz the rookie already stays with you at home anyways, right Hollander?" And besides knowing Ilya Shane'll probably have the room to himself most of the time anyways everyone thinks

Meanwhile Ilya (to himself) is just like "Oh I will be getting laid, but I won't be leaving the room to do it..."

ANON I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS THAT I WAS GENUINELY CONSIDERING MAKING THE INFIDELITY AU A PART OF MY ROOKIE!ILYA/CAPTAIN!SHANE AU BUT THEN I DECIDED TO MAKE IT ITS OWN THING!!!!

But also YOU ARE SOOO RIGHTTTTT!!!! Like, why else would Shane not know about Ilya until after he's married??? AGE GAP AU CONTINUES TO REIGN SUPREME 💪💪💪💪💪🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👑👑👑👑

Picture young hot Ilya with his ungodly stamina fucking Shane face down ass up on a roadie, taunting Shane nonstop, asking an incoherent Shane how a desperate little cock slut like him got stuck with such a limp dick loser for a husband? But oh well, Ilya won't complain because You wouldn't have been so easy for it if you were already getting it at home, da?

The humanitarian dream of an inspirational couple: Capt. Shane Granger and Meggi Macoun

Historic Vessel Vega. Photo taken from Vega website

Shane & Meggi with the 2010 Asia Pacific Laureate Foundation award for Social Service awarded for humanitarian service to isolated island communities in South East Asia. Photo taken from Vega website

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