OH MY GOD ...... SURFACES LIKE,,, TEXTURES??? 5. SQUISHIES. BREAD-SHAPED SLOW RISING SQUISHIES THERE’S A UNIQUE TEXTURE TO THEM??? THEYRE PERFECT4. that crunchy paper they put in dog toys it does the cronch sound but doesn’t tear or die when my dog murders it. it has the most Perfect noise 3. freshly, deeply cleaned skin that hasnt been corrupted by the world yet so its soft and feels like you’re touching a Brand New Human Being Fresh Out Of Its Package2. SAND. it’s so s o f t and like, heavy?? it’s a good feeling. it’s always the perfect temperature too1. POWDERY INGREDIENTS especially powdered sugar but also cacao powder.... ITS JUST..... SO SOFT....... IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE IT’S OF THIS WORLD. WHAT THE FUCK ?????