#capniall

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping (5.louis/harry childhood friends au)? THE STARS ABOVE YOU AND THE STREETS BELOW is all I’m gonna say everyone already read fic it was one of my first hl fics im so soz but I love it SO........ actually now I’m thinking about more and I’m getting emotional was this supposed to be a fic rec no it isn’t I wont do it no MAKE ME CHILL

Have you ever read fanfiction about (2.stylist!louis/model!harry au)? alright now I see why my “gonna use the same ship in different aus” strategy will work weirdly.. but mate YES yeS yessssSs it’s one of my faves stylist!louis is my weakness wait wtf louis everything is my weakness (also shall we even talk about me having fading on my iphone and reading it over and over again every week…….no……. alright)

Has a picture of (4.louis/baker!harry au) ever been your screensaver/profile pic/etc.? no :( this gotta happen where are the manips

Why is (1.louis/harry) so important? alright i wanted to give a proper answer because this is v serious to me but actually why wouldnt they have u ever LOOKED at them real life hl and fanfiction hl are so so important because it always shows so much strength and gives people actual hope and makes people happy and fuck sthis bullshit they love each other this is all love is always v important to me get out

Is (4. louis/baker!harry au) a serious or funny ship? it’s mostly fun??? but ffs it can kill u too

Out of all the ships which one has the most chemistry? louis/harry bc really what kind of fanfiction can top that

Out of all the ships which one has the strongest bond? LISTEN….;;;  I wanna say childhood friends au because it’s always SO GOOD and they love each other SO MUCH and they just work so well togetheRT??? BUT fukc this im gonna use the same answer from the sixth one

How many times have you watched/read (2. stylist!louis/model!harry au)’s source material? .  . .  …….. . ……….. …… . too many mate too many times im a bit ashamed actually coz I lost the count of how many times i read the fuckngidds shit that made me shit this bullshit

Which ship lasted the longest? ah a hah a Hha H A ha Aha HA #1 too real

How many times have (5.louis/harry childhood friends au) broken up? fcukCUkcufkcukffck MORE THAN THEY SHOULD???????? SOMETIMES THEY DON’T EVEN BROKE UP THEY JUT ?  ??  DON’T DO THINGS RIGHT AND I WANNA GET INSIDE MY SCREEN AND SLAP THEM VERY AGGRESSIVELY AND THEN KISS THEIR FACES

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would come out alive, (1. louis/harry) or (3.writer!louis/harry au)? ngl I’m pretty sure actual hl would die too easily BUT WAIT ONCE…… THAT FIC……………. REMEMBER THAT FIC THEY SFUCKGING SURVIVE AND THEY EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT’S THE CUTEST AND fuck…… let’s be honest all of them would be dead in less than a second my sons are weak af too deal with zombies

Did (4. louis/baker!harry au) have to hide their relationship for any reason? I don’t think they ever did????? I cant remember it

Is (5.louis/harry childhood friends au) still together?  they better be………;;;;;;

Is (1. louis/harry) canon? AHAHAHAAHHAAH THIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED AND MATE I GOTTA SAY….. yes

If all five ships were put together in The Hunger Games, who would win? louis/harry childhood friends au I’M SO SURE ABOUT THIS

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage (5.louis/harry childhood friends au)’s relationship?  Fckcd yes it wasn’t cool

Which ships would you defend til death and beyond? literally all of them??????? but #1 #2 and #5 are the fucKING WORST I WANT THEM INSIDE MY POCKET…m y sons

Have you ever spent hours a day going through (3.writer!louis/harry au)’s Tumblr page?  not rly like what

If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever which ship would you sink? BREAK UP FOREVER WHAT THE HFUCKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………. NOOOOO THEY WOULDN’T NEVER NO DON’T DO ME LIKE THISSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WONT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT SHUSH they all gotta live happily ever after I already read too much angst like no I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life

i feel like i was a disappointment to u adi soz :// mine wasnt that good lmao oops //// and i'm gonna tag aira airadimaano coz she's the one that deals with my shit aha

1. last beverage:  green tea 2. last phone call: dad coz i was lost inside the supermarket lmao 3. last text message: this girl who went to hight school with me and a year later wants to be friends??? like the fuck 4. last song you listened to: i'm listening to taylor swift's 1989 album rn soz 5. last time you cried: this morning oh shit HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice:  y 7. been cheated on: y 8. kissed someone & regretted it: y 9. lost someone special: n 10. been depressed: ughhh, yes. diagnosed at fourteen ughhhhh LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: black grey white?? my all time favourite is red tho IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend: y!!!! 16. Fallen out of love: love = not for meself but 17. Laughed until you cried: y 18. Met someone who changed you: yeeeeeeees, ofc 19. Found out who your true friends are: i uh oops i'm not like very friendly? so uh no idk 20. Found out someone was talking about you: y 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: no what the ufkc GENERAL: 22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in really life: i barely have irl people on my social media 24. Do you have any pets: y 25. Do you want to change your name: used to when i was a kid but kinda learned to love it? now i'm a bit obsessed 26. What did you do for your last birthday: s2g i can't remember..... probs got online and lost my shit for being already eighteen? 27. What time did you wake up today: six am thanks 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: getting my ears pierced for the 905483590345th time 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: literally anything i cant wait for anything or anxiety will eat me alive 30. Last time you saw your mother: just came back from the kitchen and saw her there lmao 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: moments like these i realise that actually if i wanna change something i can fucking do it?? like i can't change the past i learned a lot with it so like shit like being born somewhere else?? being talented?? being more like louis tomlinson and less like me?? but i can actually move out (i'm working on it already!!!) and learn to do the shit i wish i could do and..... well cry over louis lmao so like i'm working on changing my entire self atm so idk how to answer this there's nothing like "OH I WISH I COULD CHANGE THAT- but i cant", u kno? 32. What are you listening to right now: rn rn RNNNNN it's playing taylor's wildest dreams 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: probably i am not sure? 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: having to go back to work tomorrow does it count 35. Most visited webpage: tumblr!! 36. Blood type: a+ 37. Nickname: bea 38. Relationship Status: single thank you very much 40. Pronouns: she/her 41. Junior School: what do u want me to say about it mate it was disgusting 42. High School: equally disgusting 43. College/Uni: u know the scared emoji? that was my face when i read "uni" 44. Hair color: dark brown 45. Long or short: medium??? long?????? 46. Height: 5'2 47.Do you have a crush on someone?: not really no 48.What do you like about yourself?: this is sUCH A FRUSTRATING QUESTION BECAUSE ? ?? ? ? ? ? i spent so much time self hating i'm still not sure about this whole liking myself thing like i don't know mate every time i tell a different lie so let's just leave it like this soz 50. Tattoos: don't have any :( 51. righty or lefty: righty 52. First surgery: never had one woohoo 53. First piercing: does getting my ears pierced literally a day after i was born count? coz it's not unusual here but a lot of people from other places freak out when i say i've had 'em pierced since forever??? like anyways but other than this i have my nose pierced 54. First best friend: uh whats this 55. First sport you joined: is this a joke 56. First vacation: probably the beach 58. First pair of trainers: mate what RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating: nothing 60. Drinking: nothing 61. I’m about to: publish this?????????// idk do nothing i guess 62. Listening to: taylor swift's 1989 stop making me repeat this 63. Waiting for: not sure, nothing i suppose 64. Want kids?: [louis' voice]no...... no... NO, like maybe in eighty years i'd adopt an older kid but i dont really plan to 65. Get Married?: it's not something i really think about i just idk? 66. Career?: do u want me to cry right here right now WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes: eyes 68. Hugs or kisses: hugs 69. Shorter or taller: does it matter idk 70. Older or Younger: never even thought about this 71. Romantic or spontaneous: i eat romantic shit up so bloody easily mate 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: if said stomach/arm treats me with respect i'm choosing both (soz this is just?? really??? weird to answer) 73. Sensitive or loud: i love loud people i find them fascinating but i'm pretty fond of quiet/sensitive people so 74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship i guess? 75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker is what i aspire to be tho (it took me so long to realise this was about a potential partner like we talking about people oh right got it) HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger: n 77. Drank hard liquor: y 78. Lost glasses/contacts: not really i always end up finding them under my pillows (my bed is like a black hole) 80. Broke someone’s heart: n 81. Had your own heart broken: n 82. Been arrested: n 83. Turned someone down: y 84. Cried when someone died: y but a bit like for no other reason besides: everyone was crying so it felt like the right thing to do? 85. Fallen for a friend: n DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself: uh 87. Miracles: it's like..... i never even thought about it i guess i do yes 88. Love at first sight: not exactly but maybe yes? 89. Heaven: idk soz 90. Santa Claus: n 91. Kiss on the first date: ?????????????????????????????///////// is it even a myth 92. Angels: y