#caolainn

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: I am the Unicorn Wizard 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:  You are what you eat, 

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: We keep things brief. No bullshit.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:  He normally doesn't respond at all. Their stuff is kept on an official 'it's just business' kind of thing.

How often our muses text: More often than most, it's usually just newsletters letting Cairi know he's keeping up his end of the deal.

How often our muses call: Nada. They're usually in a close enough proximity to one another that calling is unnecessary.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Sometimes, if he is mad enough or wants to make Cairi writhe.

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: If it fits it ships for a low flat rate 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:  Packing Peanuts

  What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Cute, if a bit hammy.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:  I kEEP REPEATING MYSELF SOBS. CAOLAINN YOU NEED TO TEXT PEOPLE GOD.

How often our muses text: Not at all. Tbh Caolainn just REALLY prefers face to face contacts.

How often our muses call: When you run a business and a drug ring, you don’t really talk on the phone too much.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Not on purpose.

Name:  Caolainn (Oenanthe)

Race/Species:  Genetically Modified Selkie

Height: 5 feet 4 inches

Orientation: Gay as sin

Gender: Cisgendered Male (he/him)

Age: 25

Likes: Money, Entertainment, Danger, Beauty, Himself, Water, Hot men.

Dislikes: Getting their hands dirty, Peasants, Ugly things, Rules, Getting undermined

Personality:  If looks could kill, Caolainn would be the embodiment of this idea. He's a man that knows what the fuck he wants and knows exactly what he's going to do to get it. He is more than willing to watch this entire world burn if it means more power in the palm of his hand.  For those in his inner circle of friendships some would say,  "He knows how to throw a party." Also he has an uncanny sense of charisma and enough salt to put a man to an early grave.

Back Story: Caolainn grew up in a rich lavish waterfront property with his mammy and pappy who never paid attention to him. Hating the feeling of being ignored, this instilled the desire of power and recognition deep within Caolainn's soul.

What better way to let that desire go than to start ones own empire? Caolainn couldn't be a prince but he could be the greatest business owner in Limbo, in the world. Thus he began setting the foundations that eventually led to the creation of Apothecary.

During this time,  he grew easily bored of the socialite life that comes with being successful. Thus Caolainn decided to be a bad bitch and start using his incredible knowledge of Botany to create extremely addictive drugs. From this, he would eventually grow to become the powerful Kingpin of Limbo under the pseudonym: Oenanthe.

Skills: Chameleon like skin. The rings on his body can move and multiply to change the pigmentation of his skin, mouth,eyes,hair etc. etc. Caolainn can also wield a gun and is unusually well versed in botany.

Position/Rank/Job: Owner of the illustrious Beauty/Cosmetics Company Apothecary. On the flipside, he is the notorious Kingpin that goes by the name Oenanthe. You want drugs? He has them. Need someone to kill? You may call upon his services and for the right price, secure a contract with one of Apothecary's hitmen.

Quotes (Optional): "Not even god will reap your soul when I'm done with you."

Theme Song (Optional):  Who Did That to You? - John Legend