#cactusmakesart

((Well this was an amusing adventure! xDD ))

The lair had been there before they moved into the small house and that lever had probably been there longer. It was definitely unsafe considering all the aspects though

A “I like cuddling after sex. Layin there runnin my hands across my girl’s body as we calm down.”B “I like ma tail. It really helps me out with a lot a things. When I’m cookin i can use it like a second hand… and yeah you can guess what else I can do with it. But my favorite part of June? A tie between her lips and her eyes.”C “Well I kinda ain’t got an opinion on it. I prefer cummin inside my girl. But I also use a condom so..”G “Yeah I like to get a little goofy about it sometimes, The laugh I get out of my girlfriend is worth it.”H “I’ma water dragon. And yeah I’m a little bit of a clean freak. I like taking showers and keeping my hair trimmed. And.. there isn’t really any hair down there… just scales.”I “Not sure how to answer this one. I like romance. I like the mushy stuff, and I like long slow lovemaking. Walks on the beach, all that stuff.”J I don’t do it a lot. Once in a blue Moon if June’s not here and I’m feeling randy.K “Do I got a kink? If sexy outfits and role-playing counts? Oh and uh… public sex….” *looks embarrassed*L “Anywhere’s good but i like the couch, in a pool or at the beach… kitchen counter…”M “June getting brave, and wearing something sexy.”N “Anything too rough. or gross that involves poop. “O “I like both. Giving and Getting. But mostly giving.”P "I prefer to take my time and go at a more sensual pace… but June likes it rough sometimes… so i switch it up for her with how she’s feeling.”Q “Once in a while. Though I prefer long.”R "If June wants to try it I’ll give it a chance.”S "Ii guess I got pretty good stamina. Depending on the moment.”T "not really.”U "Ohohohoh! I Like to tease. A lot.”V "Pretty loud considering the neighbors know our names.”W “I like foodplay too?”X "It’s called boxers.”Y "I’d say it’s a little above average. June doesn’t seem to mind so…!”Z "Not too quickly. I like some time to cuddle with my girlfriend.”

“Even when I somehow burned yer birthday cake an yer ferrets hate me?” Cairi was not having a good day. She was starting to wonder if someone had put a bad luck charm on her just to mess with her. She’d Never burnt something she was cooking. Ever. So why now? And she’d lost Carswell’s ferrets somewhere in his apartment  and she’d not been able to find them. She’d ripped her favorite shirt looking for them and then twisted her ankle and almost knocked herself out by tripping into the bathtub.

 “Hmm? Wha’s what me fella?” Cairi glanced out the window of her apartment for a moment, trying to see what Carswell was talking about. And it took only that moment for Cairi to suddenly feel a pair of lips pressed to her cheek. Which confused her greatly. Carswell didn’t have lips proper. He had a box for a head….. unless he had his actual head with him! She’d almost forgotten.“Carswell~!” she giggled, turning back to her boyfriend.

Cairi has a mild allergy to Basil. She can eat it in small quantities but if she touches it her hands start to itch. Also she has a mild allergy to carrots. When she was young they used to make her tongue feel weird and she didn’t know how to describe it other than to tell her mother ‘My tongue feels like it has stripes on it.’ and it wasn’t until she was older that she realized that’s what it was.

Last text sent from my muse to yours: “Did you bring any more of the lemon pastries? They were quite delicious.”

Cairi had been in the middle of cooking dinner for the both of them when she’d heard him coming up the stairs. She’d called down and told him what she was cooking. She’d gotten an answer from him that she couldn’t really hear.“What was that me Fella?” she called over her shoulder distractedly. Dinner was almost done.“PLEASE KISS ME” came the answer loud and clear and yelled out in her living room. She turned around with a gasp to look from the man standing in her living room slouching like he was tired to his head sitting on the table that had the expression of someone who had run a gauntlet and wasn’t quite sure if he’d survived it. Cairi immediately turned the burners on the stove off and trotted swiftly over. Scooping up his head and throwing herself into his arms.“Anythin fer ye me fella.” she muttered before planting a kiss to the box and the neck it was sitting on. Then lifted up his head she’d brought over and gave it a proper long loving kiss to his actual lips.“Talk tae yer Filly all about it?” she offered.