Apr 5
crazy that steve’s (jonathan’s) precious baseball bat got more continuity than will’s storyline. i bet the duffers wouldn’t have forgotten ITS birthday
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crazy that steve’s (jonathan’s) precious baseball bat got more continuity than will’s storyline. i bet the duffers wouldn’t have forgotten ITS birthday
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do you think buck misses squeezing tommy's tits like a stress ball?
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Hi :3
My friend Swiblet (he voices Pentious in the audio drama!!) is making Sir Pentious Sings videos :3
3 of them are debuting today in 4 hours! Check them out if you want ^^
My Heart Will Go On (Titanic) (HEY I DID AN ART FOR THIS ONE-)
Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely (Backstreet Boys)
Check Yes Juliet (We The Kings)
Disclaimer: they are private rn! They will go live in 4-ish hours :3 TODAY!!
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Hey remember when they tried to make a 100 spinoff and used an episode in the last season to promote it? And it never went anywhere cause fans were mad? Sometimes the shit show of the last season comes screaming back to me
Name: S.e.a.n. M/Winnie, known as Minnie (left) and Winnie (right) Age: appears mid 20s Species: alien/android Gender: both fluid, they/them, she/her, he/him, it, anything goes
Story: An alien biological lifeform with collective consciousness, during escape from an invasive species out to wipe out their kind, had bonded with defunct pleasure model androids that was abandoned in a refuse pile. It (they?) found its way into an escape pod which eventually crash landed somewhere on earth.
With the help of a kind Sailor, M/Winnie was recovered from the crash and repaired itself; still in the process of properly bonding with its shell and becoming a semi-biological being. They found their calling in doing a range of volunteer work in the community to learn more about 'life'. This eventually led on to Winnie's current job as a support worker, while Minnie job hops from running food trucks to being an assistant (test subject???) at super secretive labs.
Given its complicated state of existence, beyond the professional profile of a kind, patient and diligent worker, M/Winnie's personality is not fully formed; or one could say that it currently mirrors the personality of whoever it is interacting with while it attempts to blend in with other human beings. Minnie is slightly more unhinged than Winnie. At any stage, they are mentally linked with one another, since they are technically the same being and share all old and new experiences.
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what's jeremys stepdads name again
wow, a doodle at 3 am ? how irresponsible of me !!!!!
This is a blast from the past but remember The Band AU? I was rereading it — it's still amazing, btw — and I was bitten by the writing bug again so, uh, here's another song for you? 😅 It's pop-punk and also quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written but it's meant to be very tongue-in-cheek so hopefully it works.
(I imagine Obi-Wan cringes every time hears this song because jfc defibrillators don't work that way.)
Rehabilitation
[Verse 1:]
Hello 911
What's my emergency?
I suffer from a
Coitus deficiency
You see I fear that
My prognosis is dire
If I cannot get
5 cc of desire
[Pre-Chorus:] (Spoken)
Code Blue, Code Blue
Gonadal arrest one-two
[Chorus:]
Doctor, help
I need your
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
Nurse, please, I
Must have more
Penile rehabilitation
Oh oh oh!
[Verse 2:]
Can't you see I have
Amorous atrophy
I can pay in kind
If it's a costly fee
A deep injection
That is what I require
The only cure for
Pathologic desire
[Pre-Chorus:]
[Chorus]
[Bridge:]
Come write me a prescription
Oral administration
Something for my—
{flatline beep}
Clear!
{defibrillator noise}
{loud gasp}
[Chorus ×2]
(This is definitely the single which has the "homage" to Obi-Wan's slutty nurse Halloween candid on the cover.)
lol omg I love this so so much I can also absolutely imagine anakin penning this song in his room at like 3am because he woke up from a very inappropriate dream about a certain medical student
and he tells the rest of the band that he wrote a new song and he thinks it’s gonna be really big just huge it’s so catchy he googled three things and then decided to take a creative license with the medical stuff and also um no Ahsoka you can’t read it um no here is just the instrumental part for you we will save the lyrics for when you’re in an environment too loud for you to actually hear the words also um completely unrelated but does anyone know where we can get a slutty nurse costume? and a redhead. for the single cover art.