#cannibalweather

I.E. I don't have much justification for these and trying to bullshit some is making me not talk about them & kinda resent them soo I made a workaround that just kinda. Says it and the minimal/non-existent reasons. And hopes that if ppl know a song or go listen to one they get the vibes.

Save Your Kisses For Me (Brotherhood of Man) = CannibalReport / CannibalWeather / Rosie x Vincent

I just like imagining them being all cutesy all while the work they're doing while apart are horrifically bloody murders.

I don't even know if it'd be an alternate deal au or just an au where know each other somehow.

Side note would I be killed for suggesting Romesie as a Rosie x Vox or Vincent name..? Or maybe their vs name because the "Rome wasn't built in a day" ideology fundamentally goes against Rosie just selling power. Can you tell I've been wanting an excuse to talk about this ship??

Kill of the Night (Gin Wigmore) = Millute / GuardAxe / AxeBlade = Millie x/vs Lute

It just gives "infinite cat & mouse where should one ever die the other will be distraught for the rest of their life". For reasons.

The Impression That I Get (The Mighty Mighty Bosstones) = RadioJoy / AngelicSmile / Emily x/& Alastor OR Serapherd / Emily x/& Abel

I think it's because of their S2 finale moments. It sounds very pre-Curtain Call Emily in general. It's just whether it's Abel with the exact same vibes as her or Alastor reflecting on what she did for him after Curtain Call. Idk depends on the vibes of day.

Patty (With The Rose Tattoo) (Cowboy Mouth) = RodeoFlapper / Strikzy / Mimztrike / Mimzy x Striker

Ripple (Grateful Dead) = SweetMoney / WoollyMammon / Mammon + Abel

I hope I'm remembering ship signifiers correctly. JIC I'm not, Mammon Abel familyship. Mammon as the dad who stepped up. I know SweetMoney is a name for them but I don't remember if it's romance exclusive or general shipping name, yk? Maybe WoollyMammon for family, it gives warm & comfy vibes?

Look if I say I have a small soft spot for romantic GoldenGoose leading to Mammon, Stella, Octavia & Abel (and maybe Hellsa by extension) (and maybe Auric) familyship, would it surprise anyone?