#cannabutter

i made a particularly bad batch of weed butter a couple weeks ago that i think i'm going to have to dispose of. whenever i eat it, it causes me to have elm street style nightmares within nightmares. the first time it happened i was like, damn, that was terrifying and the worst night of sleep i've ever had, but it was probably a coincidence. now, after testing it about 4 more times, i'm convinced that i've created some sort of sleep paralysis torture potion. last night, i laid down to go to sleep and reverse inceptioned through like 8 nightmares. i finally actually woke up in my human body completely exhausted from fighting for my life all night and checked the time, just to see i was only asleep for approximately 90 minutes.