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I'll back track and do "throwback" blogs as the kids say nowadays to fill you in on my first year as a Flight Attendant, from the training to the drama. However, by now, I'm sure you're about ready for some good stuff. Stories about the crazy nonsense that passengers do when they step on board airplanes. Well wait no more... My employer continues to fly an old line of airplanes...the Boeing 737 for example. Back in the day, these things were the best of the best. But, like Apple products, improvements have been made, and the older ones are obsolete. One thing that some of these planes are not equipped with are baby changing tables...not all...but some planes simply don't have them. Parents do get petty pissed when you tell them this. I am not a parent...but can certainly understand the frustration. It is not completely impossible to change a baby inside the lavatory without a table, but it sure as hell can't be easy. I can't text and hold coffee at the same time, so I can imagine. Folks, let me just get this out of the way...your flight attendants have nothing to do with the design process of million dollar planes. If we did, half the planes would look like the one from the classic Snoop Dogg film "Soul Plane"...still say he should have gotten an Oscar for his role in that film, but I digress. So by telling/yelling at us how "fucking ridiculous" this airline is or that "you'll be writing a letter" (who the hell writes letters anymore?!) please do! But for now, I do apologize for the inconvenience. On a recent flight, I believe originating in West Palm Beach (cue the fetal position) a mother was upset about the lack of changing tables. We were already on our initial descent, and had about 10 minutes left inflight. 10 freakin minutes. I am in the back galley, when I see the mother standing in the aisle and hunched over the aisle seat. At that moment, there was no doubt in my mind what was taking place. At the same time, my coworker was walking down the aisle collecting trash. She reached the seat where the mother was standing, looked at me, turned around, and walked away. She later told me she saw nothing but a penis and a bunch of shit all over the seat. Just another shitty seat on a plane.