"Shut up, I need a cigarette..."
What's up, what's up, WORLD? It's your boy, Ethan motherfuckin' White. See, usually, I don't fuck with the internet that whole much, just on here to see who's talkin' their shit, who's not. BUTTTTTT... @Prefectscott and @Headgirlellis were on here and I couldn't resist fucking with my favourite pair of twins! Anywhoo, BEFORE y'all start any freaky shit, lemme set my rules: RULE ONE: If y'all start getting too freaky for my own liking, I can and WILL turn anon off. Anon's gonna get snatched off my blog like your walmart-bought wig! RULE TWO: If y'all start fighting, take it to the comment section and expect @prefect-one to know 'bout it. Sorry, it's sort of my job to whisper drama in Seth's ear! RULE THREE: There is no rule three, i'm trying to fill space here so it looks like i'm strict or something. (hopefully Seth doesn't find my blog...) Actually, wait, if y'all wanna date me, ask @prefectscott first, I'd LOVE to watch him get pissed off with anons asking him to date me. Kay, that's all I gotta tell you fuckers, now fuck off and go be WILD! --------------- OUT OF CHARACTER POST ---------------- Hi! Err... Grossie here! If y'all wanna date Ethan, you can either DM me or ask me through asks! (But you do have to specifically call me by writing "GROSSIE ASK" first before anything else. If not, i'll see it as you asking for Ethan first and respond in character.) You CAN do NSFW but if you take it too far, get blocked bitch, that shit is NOT welcome here as Ethan is a minor. This is my first blog so it might take some time before I can get to you, so please be patient with me! Call Ethan by his full name, watch him stammer and get all scared n' shit ♥
