#candy-asks

Mostly because we do this very often lol, i keep planing to make one but itll be part of when i redo my pinned and rn the world is throwing literally all it has at me like holy shit lol

Basically, it's an au with the concept of "hey itd be funny if most of the main cast + some rly obscure side characters were actually gods huh?" and it spiraled rapidly from there lol

this is the main fic, if you want to read through it! we also have an ask blog, @askthedanvillepantheon, and a discord if you want to join(obvi kinda nothing happens lol but like, ya know, just in case).

YEAH!! ITS AN AU ME AND @pyxehastoomanyinterests HAVE, BASICALLY BUILT AROUND THE CONCEPT OF "MAN WOULDNT IT BE COOL IF MOST OF THE MAIN AND REOCCURRING CAST OF PNF WERE ACTUALLY GODS" AND THEN IT SPIRALED. DRASTICALLY OUT OF CONTROL LOL, YOU CAN FIND THE FIC HERE

AND OUR ASK BLOG FOR THE AU HERE

AND IF U RLY LIKE IT(WHICH I HOPE U DO, WE'RE V PROUD OF IT) WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

THIS WAS DONE REAL QUICK SO IM GONNA DO TRANSCRIPTS/EXPLANATIONS FOR THESE ALL.

Guess the character!!

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OKOKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!!!! SO ITS AN AU ME AND @pyxehastoomanyinterests HAVE MADE, WITH KINDA THE BASIC IDEA OF "WHAT IF ALL THE MAIN AND MOST OF THE SIDE CHARACTERS, ALONG W A BUNCH OF INCIDENTAL CHARACTERS SUCH AS COLTRANE AND DJANGO WERE GODS WHO'D BASICALLY GOTTEN STUCK INSIDE A HUMAN BODY" AND NOW THE HUMAN PART OF THAT ARRANGEMENT IS NOT HAVING FUN DEALING WITH IT.

THE THING IS LIKE. I ACCIDENTALLY GOT SUPER ATTACHED TO A BACKGROUND CHARACTER DESIGN SO SHES THE MAIN ANTAGONIST AND SHE IS. THE BITCH EVER LIKE. THERES A GOOD BIT OF IMPLIED AND LIKE CANDACE DIES ON SCREEN ONCE LIKE PNF HAS A BUNCHA DEATH EVEN IF THE AU DIDN'T INCLUDE MML AND H&G BUT SHE RAISES THAT NUMBER BY LIKE. A FEW HUNDRED IF NOT A THOUSAND THE ONLY PERSON WHO MIGHT BE WORSE(WHO ISN'T RELYING ON THE MARVEL OR STAR WARS CROSSOVERS TO EXIST) IS 2ND DIMENSION DOOF SKJSSJSKSSKKSKSHFFHHSJSKFKDDKSKJS

ALSO ITS LIKE. WAY DARKER. AND NOT IN THAT 2EDGY4ME WAY IN A "I FINALLY GOT INTO HORROR RIGHT WHEN I WAS COMING UP W HOW THE GOD BODIES WORK AND NOW THERE IS SO MUCH BODY HORROR STUFF" LIKE I PROMISE ITS ALL FOR THE THEMES AND MAKES SENSE AND ISNT JUST TO BE EDGY BUT ALSO. PNF AND HORROR AND SUICIDE AND STUFF LIKE THAT LITERALLY GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

ALSO THE REASON I HAVEN'T. ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THE PLOT IS BC THE WHOLE THING. IS BATSHIT CRAZY AND THERE ARE ASPECTS OF IT THAT I DON'T THINK. I COULD EXPLAIN/ THERES LIKE THREE THINGS WE DONT WANT TO SPOIL. MOSTLY BC LIKE. THE MOST MINOR THINGS BECOME PLOT POINTS. CANDACE GETS TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE IN ONE EPISODE? THE ROBOT VERSIONS OF SOME OF THE CHARACTERS GET EXPLODED AND LEFT FOR DEAD? THE ESCAPE TOWER THAT GOT PUT INTO SPACE? THE IMPLICATIONS THAT STACY AND VIVIAN ARE DEAD AF IN THE 2ND DIMENSION? CANDACES WEDDING PLANNER, THE SORBET MACHINE THAT CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO FLIES, THE UPAFHDS? ALL HUGE PLOT IMPORTANT THINGS. NOT TO MENTION THE NUMBER OF OBSCURE CHARACTERS THAT GET FULL ON ARCS/ARE ESSENTIAL TO THE PLOT. DO YOU KNOW PROFESSOR MYSTERY? NO. NO ONE KNOWS PROFESSOR MYSTERY UNLESS THEY'RE VERY OWCA FOCUSED OR THEY'RE AS INSANE AS ME. HES AN ESSENTIAL CHARACTER WHO I AM SO INSANE OVER <3

WE'RE VERY EARLY IN BUT https://archiveofourown.org/works/37760605/chapters/94277068 HERES THE FIC U SHOULD TOTALLY READ IT :]

YEAH!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT DUDE I HAD THE BIGGEST HYPERFIXATION ON IT BUT IT WAS SUCH A SMALL COMMUNITY I FELL OFF PRETTY QUICK LOL

STILL WORKING ON A PMV FOR AN AU(GUESS WHICH MEDIA LOL YOU DONT NEED 3) THO 😎 N I WILL INFODUMP BOUT MY HCS IF ASKED

Ow???

I’m asking

@writingonred BC U ASKED TOO, ALSO SORRY TUMBLR WOULDNT LOAD FOR ME FOR AGES BC MY PC IS A LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT AND ITS RAINING(PLUS AM NOTN COLI GRINDING)

ANYWAYS THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BODY BUILT OUT OF GODHOOD AND ONE MADE TO RESEMBLE IT, A BODY BUILT AROUND THE IDEA OF A SHIP VS A BODY BUILT TO MIMIC WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS THE IDEA OF ONE. WHETHER ONES SAILS ARE WHITE, BLACK OR BLOOD RED MATTERS V LITTLE COMPARED TO THE INTENT.

ONES WOOD SNAPS LIKE BONES AND NEEDS TO BE REPLACED AS SAILS GROW BLOODY LIKE A FALSE ANGELS HAIR, LONGER AS EVERY CUT HURTS A BIT MORE, AND AS SPINES ELONGATE LIKE HOPEFUL MASTS FOR SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, SOONER OR LATER IT'S BOUND TO CRASH DOWN ON YOU.

YOU CAN ALWAYS COMPARE THIS TO A FRAMEWORK, TO THE GENTLE REPLACEMENT OF PARTS IN A HUMAN WAY, GROWING AS A PERSON AND ADDRESSING YOUR FAULTS, BUT AN ETERNITY OF FAULTS WEARING ALMOST INSTANTLY ON A YOUNG FRAME MAKES IT HARDER AND HARDER TO BUILD SOMETHING BEYOND THE REPLACING.

AND EVEN SEEING THAT PAIN, KNOWING IT THROUGH SHARP EYES AND DESPERATE ISOLATION IN AN ATTEMPT AT BELIEF IN FAIR GODS, ONE CAN'T BUILD THEIR WHOLE LIFE OFF OF COPYING THAT AGONY AND SIMPLY NOT REFUSE TO SEE THAT IN THEM.

SO WHAT HAPPENS IF ONE ISN'T DROWNED, ISN'T EXILED OR KILLED BY YOUR OWN NEGLIGENCE AS YOU REPLACE YOURSELF WITH ROTTING WOOD TO IMITATE THOSE YOU ASPIRE TO BE WHILE NEVER REGISTERING THE HURTS?

FACING THE IMMORTALITY OF AN EVER REPLACED SHIP IS MUCH HARDER WHEN YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO LAST, AND YOU KNEW THIS AS WELL AS THE SHIP ITSELF.