#candy bowl subplot

You ask a very worthy question. I'm super on the fence cuz like

Pro: this blog is basically collaborative performance art. The polls don't really mean much of anything, nobody gets a prize, we're here for the goofs and the discussions and I think some civil anti-propaganda could really contribute to the Goofery in a very fun way.

Con: Could be hard to litigate how civil a given piece of anti-propaganda is, especially if people lean hard into that Goofery and get competitive about it. Where do I draw the line for this, that, and the other thing? I think we can agree that your anti-propaganda suggestion here is civil and goofy, but are we potentially putting ourselves on a slippery slope? Am I making more work for myself in having to be the decider on whether something is Civil or not? Hm.

So! That in mind. I'm deciding to poll on it.

Here, help yourself to a cinnamon jawbreaker while the people deliberate.

Ooh, EXCELLENT idea! And I'm not even a cinnamon femme so no risk of me eating 'em all before y'all can get to 'em. I was thinking I'd bring in some candy sours (SG Thundercracker) and those for SURE would've """""mysteriously disappeared""""" on my watch.

I'll stop by the store tomorrow. In the meantime, want a mint?

I had an idea for a Smutty Saturday poll, but wanted to present this idea first lol

Sure! Sounds like fun, never a bad idea to find an excuse to dive deep into some continuities you wouldn't've given a chance otherwise. I'll link up their associated wiki pages under the poll itself for those not in the know, too.

To kick things off, keep an eye out for "Which among these random cybertronians could successfully run a dogwalking business?" featuring Grinder, SG Ramhorn, Cloud continuity Skids, Thrust, and Wolfang on Tuesday, August 25th!

I offer you my candies. Don't go making me regret it!

Smutty Saturday only comes once a week, my friend. Also, @cybertron-smash-or-pass exists.

I'm so sorry, but the idea of letting my smutty Saturdays come down to week after week just of "would you clang ____" bores me to tears. I like to keep things weirder than that!

Sorry to disappoint, anon. You're welcome to come back with other, sillier suggestions! And also to take some candy.

For the same reason he was in the previous two pregnancy polls, anon.... that reason being grievous modding error. I have made a most laughable fool of myself in including him by complete accident three weeks in a row!!! Rest assured, anon, it most definitely will not happen again.

And, if by some horrible accident he finds his way into another pregnancy poll in which he should not have participated, and if by some horrible accident he wins, take comfort knowing that the wrongéd group shall have a second poll scheduled alongside the following week's routine pregnancy poll, free of intervention by any big-boobied green interlopers.

Please accept my sincerest apologies for this mistake, and also a cinnamon jawbreaker.

Two very lovely suggestions! Keep an eye out for your polls on the following days:

Big Boy Edition featuring Astrotrain, Bonecrusher, Bulkhead, Fortress Maximus, Impactor, Long Haul, Lugnut, Omega Supreme, and Ultra Magnus on August 16th

Decepticon Femmes Edition featuring all of your suggestions on August 23rd

Excellent work. Go on and help yourself to two cinnamon jawbreakers!

wh- NO THE CANDY

IT'S ESCAPING, GRAB - GRAB THEM, HELP -

I'm not sure I like what you're implying, anon!!!! I didn't "let" him in, okay!!! It was a grievous and accidental mistake that shan't be repeated ever, not ever!!!

Anyway, like all eligible characters, Bonecrusher will be rendered ineligible for a length of forty weeks if he happens to win any of the pregnancy polls.

That said. For Personal Reasons. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing him be made pregnant, if for some reason. You uh. You wanted to do that. Like I would probably be rather pleased. If you. If you wanted to.

Have some candy.