#canderousordokin

Why the fuck is Mandalorian armor in these animated shows so gendered all of a sudden? How are you people MOVING in that shit? Even armor designed to withstand vacuum doesn't need to be that tight. And why is half of everyone so hellsdamned skinny? Are your families not feeding you? - Canderous Ordo

All these years after my source's release, it's still said that because I will say the same thing regardless of Revan's gender I must have meant those statements of undying devotion completely platonically. I suppose that only makes sense, because clearly that's how all BioWare games work. (Canderous Ordo, Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic)

Been thinking about my dar'jetii riduur, the overcaffed and perpetually exhausted, they who cavort with gizka and lose to funky little twi'lek kids at pazaak. You're a fucking menace cyare. - Canderous Ordo

The only thing the novelization got right is that if my ex tried to make me betray Revan, I'd simply shoot them. - Canderous Ordo (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, fictive)

"Heteronormativity"? What's that? The fuck is "amatonormativity"? What's a "gender"? Shabuir I'll kill you. - Canderous Ordo, pan and nb and aro, very done with the assumptions