#cameraexelsior

god she looks like she might actually have a thought in her head

I was literally almost asleep but I almost screamed it's So Much

Those are some INCREDIBLY SKILLFUL backhanded compliments WOW. I mean that in the best way possible.

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"coupled with his comment about only sleeping with Fae who were more beautiful than he was, and I’d started to suspect he’d never done anything more than holding someone’s hand. " hgdfggfsds does she know. that she's attracted to him at this point? Sidra!

Aw, thank you! Idk what that means but I appreciate it lmao! <3

If I can’t write good snark, then what am I? It’s basically 90% of my WIPs.

also sidra = star = sparkly and val gave her the axe (idk if you’ve changed that?) so each half of the ship name could refer to either of them, so its like. Meta.

that occurred to me like ten seconds after i came up with it and i felt like such a genius

because i don't understand it. either it's the sorriest excuse of a joke to ever see print media, or it's a dead serious attempt at worldbuilding, executed with a profound lack of understanding of literally anything ever.

well presumably you'd be burning alive either way? if that's any consolation?

There’s a lot to unpack here.

1. There’s an assumption here that impled I would even initiate this interaction with Sardines. This is wrong, because:

a) We have established that I would rather kill her than look upon her form and

b) Sardines only fucks those who worship her, which I have not done and obviously never will. 

c) We can therefore assume that neither I nor Sardines would be enjoying this interaction, which leads us to the second point:

2: Sardines only burns things when the dick is really good, which will undeniably become a problem considering:

a) I have no dick.

b) If I had one, it wouldn’t be good, because I wouldn’t be enjoying myself or her enough to provide a Good Time™.

c) Since we’ve already established that Sardines only burns when she has a Good Time™, and that neither she nor I will have a Good Time™, the chances of burning is very low, possibly in the negatives.

3, expanding on point 2c: Assuming my phantom dick is bad, because I’m having a Bad Time™, Sardines would not have enough Fuck Fuel™ to start her engine.

a) No Fuck Fuel™, no fire. 

b) No fire, no burning.

c) No burning, no death.

4. Expanding upon 3c, and tying this entire breakdown back to point 1, I have said that I would rather burn Sardines to DEATH than touch her.

a) Assuming the burning happens before the sex, and it obviously does, there will be no sex to happen because Sardines will be dead.

b) With Sardines dead, I will not have to have sex with her, which in turn means that I will not have to burn alive to forget having sex with her.

the "raindrops" are mystery people that live in god's pockets and he's been trying to exterminate them but the protagonist is one of the few survivors (disconnected from their raindrop heritage) and plans to mount an attack against the heavens to free their people.