So apparently, gift-giving isn’t my strong suit -- promise you won’t dump me for not being a super girlfriend and getting you like, jewelry or something? It just didn’t really seem like your thing. The shirt just reminded me of you, and the other’s an Agrabah specialty. I think they’re kind of fun, even if mom says she still has nightmares about them.

Merry Christmas!

Love,

Gwen

@camelotsamelia

Merry Christmas, as promised. I sincerely hope this helps to keep your eyes bright and wrinkle-free -- soap’s just awful for taking off makeup, you know!

-Emily

Merry Christmas, ‘Lia.

I thought about getting you a gift that would make you laugh, but a nerd friend of mine was talking about this book with a badass lady knight named Alanna, and I decided you might need the shield of somebody just like you instead. Get out there and kick ass and take some names, okay? You’re gonna make Auradon a better place, whether Camelot likes it or not.

-Secret Santa

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. 

Emily: Did you really have to go and get a girlfriend before the buzz of our party kiss had even fully worn off? That’s so rude of you, only thinking of yourself and not thinking that that extra bit of hype might help me to find someone I like as much as you seem to like sticking your tongue down Princess Gwen’s throat. 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. 

Emily: How do things of the sexual variety even work with another female? It can’t possibly be that pleasant, especially considering how long most princess’s keep their fingernails. 

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

Emily: Perhaps I owe you an apology for how I treated you, but I’m sure if I provided you with one you’d lord it over me for the rest of my life, so Beast, never mind.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. 

Blake: Question: is having boobs fun? Girls always talk about how they wanna have a dick for a day so they can pee wherever they want and see what it’s like, but nowhere near enough dudes think it would be hilarious to have two juggly balls on their chest for a day. 

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. 

Blake: dude tyoure not just joining the tourneey team as a psy so you can rtell everyone which dudes ahve small dics and stuff are you? because mine is HUUUUUGee but i dont want poeple to now that either sex with bethany was bad enoguh i dont need everybody to wanna do  me

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

Becca: CAN YOU BE A LADY KNIGHT LIKE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER IN MY ROOM AND PASCAL IS STARING AT ME LIKE I’M STUPID FOR THINKING HE’LL EAT IT WHICH MEANS IT MUST NOT BE TASTY AND I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND WITH A SWORD PLEASE S.O.O.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Becca: Have you ever read any of the books about your parents that they have in the library? I’m doing a term paper on Camelot for history class and I was hoping maybe you could point me in the right direction. If not, though, that’s okay! I know I felt really weird reading the Corona history books, it was so sad to sift through them talking about my mom’s imprisonment :(