#calypsoporter

quit their job/ drop out of school | punch someone in the face | give them a lot of money | buy them a drink | take them out on a date | give them oral | let them give my muse oral | have sex with them | have rough sex with them | dominate them | submit to them | commit a misdemeanor for them | commit a felony for them | lie under oath for them | go to jail in their place | drastically change their appearance | break up with their significant other | start a business with them | marry them | kill someone for them | die for them

                            Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now 

“i mean obviously, @calypsoporter is extremely pretty. but, she’s also one of the sweetest people i’ve met here. and i definitely wouldn’t mind getting to know her better. there’s something about her that i can’t figure out, and i don’t know what it is. it makes her kind of intriguing i guess you could say, and i like that about her. it’s always good to have a little mystery.”

Layla: guesss whaaatt?

Layla: heeeey. whatcha up to?