Sick Day
Blue and Pit were in bed, staring out the window. While everyone else was playing, they were stuck in bed with a high fever and the sniffles. Despite stating otherwise, Peach shook her head and told them they couldnât go until they felt better. The only person in the room with them was Joker, who was shaking his head.
Joker:Â Tell me again why you guys ate that ice cream off of the floor?
Pit: Itâs free ice cream on the floor! You mean to tell me youâd let it go to waste?
Joker: It really isnât all that worth getting sick over.
Blue: You donât understand, Joker. It was cookies and creme. Thatâs like, one of the top tier ice cream flavors! It was totally worth it!
Pit: Dang right it was. (fist bumps Blue)
The two cough, and Joker groans.
Joker: Well, lucky for you two, I put in a good word and got you someone whoâll stay with you while youâre sick.
Blue: Dr. Mario?
Joker: Nope.
Pit: Lady Palutena?
Joker: Sheâs at the hot springs with her harem. No, I got you someone way better.
As he said that, the door opened. Callie rolled in on a lab table wearing a nurse outfit, with Agent 3 pushing it from behind.
Callie:Â Someone call for a doctor?
Pit & Blue, blushing:Â C-Callie?!
Callie: Joker told me that you two werenât feeling well, so after finding a nurse outfit, I figured why not come over and stay with you guys until you felt better. Even Agent 3 wanted to help out!
Agent 3, who was actually dragged into this: âŚ.WhateverâŚ(crosses her arms)
Callie:Â So who wants me to check on them first?
Blue, rising up a bit:Â W-Well, since you know more about Inklings, you should just do me first.
Pit, rising a bit: But, since Iâm an angel, getting sick is way more lethal for me!
Callie, placing a finger on their lips:Â Shhh. Iâll just take check up on both of you at the same time.
She began to do the typical doctor checkup stuff, such as checking their pulse, and whatever else doctors do when they check up on patients. The whole time, Joker was eating a burger while Agent 3 was staring blankly at the whole ordeal.
Callie, massaging and feeling Pitâs wings:Â Well, your wings feel healthy and look the right color. You must be getting a lot of exercise, huh Pit?
Pit, blushing and looking away: W-Well, I do a lot of fighting. Y'knowâŚgotta slay the underworld army for Palutena. Sheâs my Goddess and everything
Callie: Ooo. Someoneâs putting in the work. I like a guy who works hard!
Pit has the anime sequence when an arrow goes through his heart and he blushes more.
Callie, feeling Blueâs hair: HmmâŚYour tentacles feel a little more mature than the last time I felt them.
Blue, blushing: T-The last time?
Callie: Yeah! You and some of the other Inklings were at Octo Valley and you fell asleep. You looked so peaceful while you were napping that I just touched them! They were way softer before! You totally matured!
Blue has the anime sequence when an arrow goes through his heart and he blushes more.
Callie, now looking at her clipboard that totally has notes on it and not doodles: Okay, boys. Looking at this information Iâve gathered, and the unusually red color to your faces, thereâs only one thing to do. (turns to face them) Give you twoâŚthe special treatment.
Pit, thinking: A healing song?
Blue, thinking: Some of her cooking?Â
Blue and Pitâs thoughts, coming together: Or is itâŚ.?
Their conjoined thought bubble pictured Callie slowly leaning toward them for a kiss. The result of this thought was Blue and Pit blushing even further as steam came from their ears.
Callie: âŚ.MARIIIEE!!!
Blue & Pit: (tilt their heads in confusion)
Marie, walking in: What is it?
Callie: I need you to give them the special treatment.
Marie, with a blank stare: On it.
Blue & Pit: (To themselves) This doesnât seem so badâŚ
Marie: (pulls out a human sized needle, now grinning)Â
Blue & Pit: (sweat drop)
As Marie came closer with the giant syringe, the two began screaming in fear. Agent 3, along with Joker, had fallen asleep. Callie was now listening to music on her headphones, deciding for Marie to handle this part
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Blue and Pit were laid out in bed after trying to put up a struggle of not getting the shot. Despite being two of them, Marie was able to easily hold them down and give them the shot. They couldnât feel their arms afterwards, and were slightly tired due to the medicine effects. Agent 3 began rolling the doctor supplies away.
Marie:Â Okay, Callie. Call me again when you need me. Iâm gonna go work on my mixtape. (leaves the room)
Callie: Thanks again! (turns to Pit & Blue) Well, that shot should help you two feel better quicker.
Blue & Pit: Thank youâŚ
Callie: If you need anything, just shout.
Blue & Pit: Thank youâŚ
Callie: And one more thingâŚ(kisses both of them on the cheek) Make sure you two get better soon, okay? (winks and leaves the room)
Blue & Pit: (eyes are wide open, surprised that that just happened)âŚ.
Joker, clearing his throat: Yeah, you two are welcomeâŚguys?
Blue and Pit: (already fainted with blushes on their faces)















