claquesous being a witch and guelemer being like "???? what's this how does this work wh-"
“What’s this?”
Without turning round Claquesous just says “That’s a hex bag, dear, if you touch it your teeth may fall out.” They let out a satisfied chuckle as he heard the hexbag fall to the floor, indicating Guelemer had dropped it.
“So what do you do with it all?”
Claquesous rolled their eyes. “I make fairies appear and send them to people’s houses to fix their shoes. What do you THINK I do with it we are criminals.”
Guelemer picked up Claquesous’ mask. “So this thing….”
Claq felt their breath hitch. That really WAS precious to them. “Please be careful with the ‘Mer. That’s incredibly powerful.”
“What does it do?”
“It’s a mask. It hides my face.”
“No I mean - magic wise.”
“It makes people forget they saw me. when I’m wearing it of course.”
There was a tense silence where Claquesous debated pulling their mask from Guelemer’s clumsy hands. The silence was broken.
“So can I try it on?”
Claquesous lunged forwards with a shout of “No!” but Guelemer just laughed.
“Man, I’m messing with you.” He handed the mask carefully back to Claquesous who glared at him.
“I could kill you with any of these spells. You should be terrified of me.”
Guelemer just raised his eyebrows. “Don’t be an idiot you take 6 sugars in your coffee. I take my coffee black. You should be terrified of Me.”
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