#callowaine

   Jeez! Yesterday was a BLAST! And literally, I feel like my body is wrecked and devastated. Yesterday was Maine's birthday, so as usual, there was this sudden plan. Haha.

   These were the things that we did yesterday:

We went to SM Mega

We have decided to go to the Skating rink and...err...try skating

HAHA our first step was SO FUCKING HILARIOUS that it felt like my insides were starting to liquefy. We fell, and fell, and fell countless of times. We were like babies learning how to walk. I told them before that we should look and BE professionals but...err.. never mind. And we were surrounded by these awe-fuckin'-some skaters who were skating at fast speed and doing these spins and steps and we were like,".....hala, nasan tayo. Ui hala, sama sama lang..hala." Haha

      (Plot Twist: The birthday celebrant, Maine, fell on her butt and then cried and cried like a baby. Haha and her face...haha her face was distorted. But honestly, she really looked like a baby, so we group-hugged her. Haha, what a baby. Awww poor baby.)

After half an hour or so, we already learned the basics; how to move forward, how to get up, and how to stop. WHOOOH! WE WERE PROFESSIONALS

We left the Skating rink when Julia and Aldrin were literally paranoids because their were constantly calling them, and also, because of the alibi that WE made (that we were actually going to SM Taytay but changed our minds and went to SM Mega instead). Luckily, Maine's mother called their mothers and told them that Julia and Aldrin were with her

After we ate dinner with Maine's parents, we still had this 'skating lag' and we were walking like crazies--except for Rosner,  who decided not to join the Skating session. Tsk.

   And so, after that, we went home. Fuck it! I never knew skating was  THAT hard. And now, my body is threatening to break to a million pieces. I think I need 100 painkillers and 99 liters of massaging oils. But still, that was fun and I felt like I was living my--OUR-- life to the fullest. Wooh!

You are 16,

height still Grade Three,

you're now a year older...

Fellows you meet

may tell you you're sweet

but baby, please grow an inch :)

You are 16, going on 17

why are you still so small?

I am so handsome,

you are so awesome

Happy Birthday to you,

my friend...

     Okay, so today's your 16th year of existence in this world--the world we refer to as crappy and shitty--with a gorgeously handsome, perfectly-sculpted, Adonis-like, sizzling hot creature...me (Please pardon this undeniable truth. You may not and will not want to believe it, but still, I tell you this. THAT. IS. THE. TRUTH.). Hahaha, I can feel you smiling right now. Don't smile. You will ruin the world's ugliest face (Get it? If not, you are submitted to treat me to Starbucks whether you like it or not.). You still don't get it, do you? *sigh* Of course you would want me to say it. Okay, here's the thing...you look beautiful when you smile. Tss, now your head's inflating -.- Haha kidding. But anyway, As I've said, today's your birthday, so technically you're now older than me, and being older than me means that you are now old! Withered! Depleted like a dried up waterhole! Barren as the Sahara! Hahaha hey, I was just messing around, okay? Okay.

   I would like to apologize for being so irascible, cranky, hot (pun unintended), hot-headed, peevish, petulant, splenetic, and other synonyms of irritable, these past few days. As you have said, I'm like a girl with a painful menstruation (and countless of times have I snorted angrily at you). Like yesterday, when we were at the canteen together with Julia, Bill Jan, and many more. Haha I was so irritable at that time that whenever I heard someone call my name, I snort angrily and glare at them then roll my eyes. Haha the stress was clawing my insides! Luckily, the exams are now over and I can finally rest again (but I fear the result of my Math test...that's the main reason why I was hot-headed yesterday). So yeah, I hope you understand ;)

   So...what's the plan for today? *wriggles eyebrows* haha.

   Take care of yourself. I wish you all the best that this world has to offer. Again, Happy Birthday ;)