My black Republican uncle is why I think there really is a white Jesus out there somewhere. He's a rich pastor with too many cars and an NFL pro bowler + first team all-pro son. A well-balanced universe don't let black Trump voters have all this *extra*.
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Aw mannn. I really feel for you.
I have an unusually high number of preachers in my family, so the closest thing I have to black Republicans is a few black Evangelical relatives who believe in the “prosperity gospel” that worships excessive wealth - I’m sure that under the right circumstances, they could become Black Republicans. But they know we would light their asses up at every possible opportunity, so that keeps them in check.
If it helps, I deadass dO believe in Karma. Black Trump supporters will eventually get what they deserve. But remember, we aren’t promised to be there to see it (and gloat) when they get their just deserts. But it IS coming. The universe will balance out. Eventually.
