#calli talks

8:05 - Mickey tells Ian to go back to sleep when Ian tries to kiss him awake, he’s not getting up this early on his goddamn birthday

9:14 - Ok, maybe Mickey will wake up now, he can practically feel Ian vibrating in excitement behind him

9:15 - Special awakening courtesy of Ian

10:03 - A shower (very necessary after the way Ian woke Mickey up….twice)

10:39 - Breakfast of coffee and cupcakes, back in bed and naked (“I don’t wanna put clothes on when it’s my birthday, Ian!)

10:50 - Clothes (boxers and t-shirts) are on for the ‘surprise’ family FaceTime group call

10:57 - That’s enough now. Mickey tells everyone thanks and bye.

11:05 - Making out

11:12 - Clothes come off again

12:01 - Knock on the door, Ian makes Mickey put on boxers to go answer - the sneaky bastard has ordered takeout from Mickey’s favourite place

12:03 - They devour the food on the balcony, Mickey shares his commentary about everyone they can see from up here (spoiler: everyone’s a douchebag) and Ian laughs a little too loud causing at least one person to notice

12:45 - Ian brings out presents! He makes sure to take 1 million photos of Mickey opening them despite Mickey telling him to fuck off

12:59 - Ian brings out more cupcakes! And some weed!

13:41 - Mickey takes a nap on the couch

13:42 - Ian joins him

15:51 - They wake up

15:55 - Mickey’s birthday fuckfest featuring his top two favourite positions

16:26 - Mickey’s birthday fuckfest continues with his top three favourite toys

17:02 - Another shower

17:11 - Getting dressed up to go out. And getting distracted.

17:12 - Making out

17:13 - Mickey demands to know what the plan for their night out is

17:14 - Ian won’t tell him

17:56 - They arrive at the new burger place on the West Side that Mickey has been dreaming about going to

18:04 - Mickey is pleasantly surprised they sell Old Style and orders a bottle

18:12 - Mickey orders the most expensive burger and various sides and dips and no he is not going to share anything with Ian

19:02 - Mickey wants to run out on the check

19:03 - Ian says no

19:04 - Mickey argues that it’s his birthday, why can’t they have fun?

19:05 - Ian pays the bill. Mickey sulks.

19:19 - Mickey stops sulking when they arrive at a gay bar that exclusively plays rock/heavy metal

19:20 - Ian is smug at finding such a good place

19:21 - When they order drinks, Ian tells the bartender that it’s Mickey’s birthday

19:22 - Mickey is annoyed but then very happy when the bartender gives him a free drink

19:23 - Someone overhears and sends over a shot for Mickey

19:34 - Mickey is telling everyone who will listen that it’s his birthday so he can get free drinks

20:25 - Mickey is very tipsy. Ian makes him drink some water alongside the free drinks

20:28 - Ian is enjoying the fact that Mickey really wants to hug him and tell everyone that they’re married

20:49 - More free shots from fellow customers

21:00 - Ian makes Mickey drink more water

21:36 - Mickey loudly sings the words to Be Aggressive by Faith No More as it plays over the speakers

21:37 - Ian asks Mickey ‘is this song about-’

21:38 - Mickey shouts ‘sucking dick’ at the exact moment the song ends. Someone cheers

21:39 - Ian signals to the bartender that they don’t need the drink someone’s trying to send them

21:47 - Making out

21:50 - Mickey’s tired, he wants to take a nap

21:51 - Ian suggests that the sticky bar booth is not the best place for sleep

21:52 - Mickey launches into a long speech about how much he loves Ian

21:56 - Ian can’t stop smiling as he tells Mickey all the ways he loves him

22:02 - Mickey really is going to pass the fuck out so Ian decides it’s time to go

22:38 - Mickey arrives home via piggyback from Ian

22:29 - Mickey strips, dropping his clothes on the floor, as he goes to the bedroom. Ian gets them both water

23:00 - Mickey demands that Ian spoon him and thanks him for a fuckin’ perfect birthday

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA I'm kidding! But jokes aside...

Gyro Gearloose is a femboy in my art. I know it's weird for all of you, that you might think "noooo! Don't feminize him!" and "that's weird! Yuck!". Yeah, I've been having thoughts like that, which made me really afraid to post some fanart of Gyro in girly poses, but I know in reality that all of you don't do that because this is tumblr! We can do what we want!

But, yeah. I just wanted to admit that Gyro Gearloose is a femboy in my own art and style. Some of you are gonna find it weird and I'm totally okay with that, because no one has ever drawn him like that before.

This is very true, anon. He’s so patient here. A whole two seconds! He was really trying hard. He really is the epitome of self control 😅😅😅 Honestly, considering the circumstances, how could he have done anything else? To be fair, Ian had no choice. It really was out of his hands.

Hi anon! 💖

I’m always here for hickeys/bitemarks discussion! I think you are 100% correct that Mickey’s thighs are covered in hickeys and bitemarks. How can they NOT be?!

I just know that Ian is so excited to be married and he’s chomping and biting and nuzzling and sucking and Mickey is sprawling out on the bed, a smirk on his face as Ian does so. Mickey’s so excited too! Because for so long he didn’t want Ian to make any marks but now he wants alllll the hickeys. And now they can do it whenever they want!

It’s so hot but they are both getting emotional- because they have come so far? And they can do this? All the time? They’re doing their best not to…uh…get distracted on their security job but um….

It’s hard.

Ian wants to know if Mickey’s thighs are sore, if he’s ok? And Mickey….is not helpful so he says, “think we need to pull over, Gallagher”

And Ian is swerving into an empty alleyway and somehow they’re in the back of the ambulance and somehow they don’t manage to make the rest of their pickups 😅

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Reblog for your followers to ask you or just pick a number to answer! Feel free to interpret these questions however you like 💖

What do they keep in their nightstands?

Do they have a regular Friday night ritual?

Do they get any more tattoos? What about piercings?

Early seasons - how did they stay in touch? Text messages or phone calls or face to face only?

What kind of music playlists do they have?

What do they end up calling their security business?

When they invite the family round to their new place for the first time - how does it go? Dinner? Movie night? Classic Gallagher party?

What’s the first thing they do when they finish parole?

What really random/weird thing do they love about each other?

What was the first ‘present’ they gave each other but pretended it wasn’t a present?

Do either of them ever go to therapy and come to terms with their trauma?

What is their favourite photo of each other?

Who is more likely to cook? Or do they always cook together?

What is something from a fic or art that you love so much you thought ‘headcanon accepted’?

How messy is their apartment?

Who is the better driver?

Did they have any secret dreams in the early seasons? Did they ever have wild fantasies about being boyfriends or getting married?

“He isn’t afraid to kiss me” - do you think Ian tried again to kiss Mickey after the first time?

Do you think they ever ended up in detention together at school? If so, did they acknowledge each other?

Post canon - do you think they ever visit the dugouts or the bleachers again?

What are their last 5 searches on the internet?

Post canon - do they ever get embarrassed around each other?

Does Mickey actually piss in the pool?

Does Ian ever get Mickey to go stare at the organic fruit with him?

Which piece of art do you wish someone would write a fic about?

Pre-canon - what do you think was the first time either of them heard about/encountered each other’s families?

What random/dangerous/stupid things did they get up to that we didn’t see in canon?

Do they have a favourite kiss?

Does Ian ever have any more contact with Clayton?

Do you think Iggy, Colin, Mickey and Mandy are full siblings or half siblings?

How do they write each other’s names in their contacts on their phone?

Who spends longer in the shower?

How much did they stay in contact between when Ian was released from prison and when Mickey was released in season 10?

What is their first major splurge when they get the apartment?

Who is more likely to describe in detail their dreams?