“Teeth are always in style” Dr. Seuss #2
Imagine seeing your date from afar and as you walk up to one another you are met with a toothless grin. That’s right...you read that correctly, a TOOTHLESS grin! Now I am not talking about NO teeth I am talking about 7 missing teeth. This was the first of 4 dates back to back with men having poor dental make up and obviously hygiene.
Ladies, you can bet your fine ass that if you were missing even just 1 tooth, your date would run for the hills! WHY do men think it is okay to not take care of their dental composure?? I’ll tell you why, refer back to an earlier segment...men...are...lazy. They also know that there are women out there who are desperate and will look passed the gaping holes in their mouth and just “do” them.
One guy had both rows of teeth rotted to the core! Picture a corn on the cob. Now eat all the corn. The stubs left are what his teeth looked like. YUCK!!
THEN I met a man who some how had all the missing teeth from the previous four dates and when he smiled rows of teeth and a gummy grin met me in shock and horror. I was wearing sun glasses at the time and managed to keep my composure.
Conversation piece went something like this...”sounds like you have a good job, do you also have good dental benefits?” 😁
The last guy showed up like an Italian mobster with 5 missing teeth and I bluntly asked him “what’s happening with your teeth buddy?” Apparently there is a thing called Dentistry Tourism. For a cool $15K you can go to Israel get all your teeth fixed and have an all-inclusive get away and come back looking your best. LMFAO.
