#cakiethings

Theres just something about imagining DDBA! Dex as “Tony” and you eating in the park, on a bench on a nice sunny day and he’s like … ur sub looks good etc after taking a bite of his. You kindly offer ur sub up imagining its a small one but NAH that man CHOMPS and is all like a kid with his boyish smile, nodding and giving a small thumbs up. And then ur like damn okay that wasn’t the bite I had in mind but cool, then he’s like ooo wait look over there that cloud looks funny, just tryna distract u and it works cus then he takes another huge ass chomp cus he can’t bring it to himself to admit u just got good taste and may consider teasing u in the future to ordering double of what u usually get for the both of them (and is smitten over you obvi)

Cute idea if FBI Agent! Dex x sweet deluded reader finally meet (due to like a class speaker situation) (she’s unaware that’s her assigned fbi agent tho) and he offers her to interview him for her upcoming project. And she’s bouncing off the walls because who gets the opportunity to sit across a decorated and sophisticated agent like him to interview? Her?? and he’s probably like flustered smug about it like sit down sit downnn you’ll conk your head on the table even before interviewing me loll and she’s just scribbling fast, taking in detailed notes and a sparkle in her eyes,,

Im desperately trying to find the clips of The Punisher when he’s under Jean’s influence and he acts so girly and cunty IT SENT ME FCKIN FADING IN THE MOVIE THEATHER Punisher is so fckin iconic GAHHHH