#caketalks

can i PLEASE have a blorbo that other people want to fuck.

having erotic teacher/student fantasies about [REDACTED MEDIA] but shaking my head so the thought police know i think the teacher is a loser

will not be reblogging it because it was only mildly entertaining but this video features a man who looks exactly like a fuckbuddy I had in college that my friend group called Chamydia, and now I have to wrestle with the fact that past me continued to have (protected!!!!) sex with this dude despite him being a Chad with well…yknow (his real name was josh, but he was a Chad in every other aspect)

researching new york and trying to figure out how ness can live in new york and know nothing about it because I know nothing about it and i cannot learn.

i hate dialogue. ness talks like she is only allotted a certain amount of words a day. how do normal people talk?? bring me my narration.

possibly controversial but i think i need to stop focusing on the plot of my erotic fanfiction and focus on the erotica. i am overthinking the ins and outs of whatever the cyberpunk 2077 equivalent of sex pollen is and how it’s stored and how it shouldn’t be stored and WHY mr hands would be hiring v to handle it in some way (which of course results in accidental exposure, a horny and stupid v, and a horny but slightly less stupid mr hands) when i should instead be overthinking about the ins and outs of. ahem. I shan’t say..

am just now realizing that tagging KMLYMI as “extremely dubious consent” is an understatement. jules she said NO.