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Cakeisnotpie

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Preferred contact methods: Discord: dr.jamie Tumblr: cakeisnotpie

Preferred organizations: - Anything from the list of approved organizations

Will create works that contain: AUs, fix-it, fluff, time travel, fake dating, curtain fics, magic, historical, get-together, meet cute, it's easier to read what I won't do that list them all here

Will not create works that contain: rape-non/con, dark!fic, mpreg, trash fire, dead dove, sadism

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1101

Will create works for the following relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson - MCU Bruce Banner/Clint Barton - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - MCU Clint Barton/Tony Stark - MCU Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU

Work Description: Up-to-5k oneshot story from the winner's prompt.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

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-- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 2055

Will create works for the following relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - MCU Bruce Banner/Clint Barton - MCU Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov - MCU Clint Barton/Tony Stark - MCU Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU

Work Description: Up to 5K story written for winner's prompt

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

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The Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise! by cakeisnotpie

Summary:

Phil's semester is one crisis after another and an administration that seems determined to make things worse. Fortunately, he has one Clint Barton (and some helpful friends) to get him through the avalanche of stupid-ass decisions.

Rating: Teen and up

... and if you can't crawl- you find someone to carry you

Cakeisnotpie

See Cakeisnotpie’s existing works here.

Preferred contact methods: Tumblr: cakeisnotpie

Preferred organizations: - First Book - Global Fund for Women - Médecins Sans Frontières (Doctors Without Borders) - Rainbow Railroad - The Trevor Project (See the list of approved organizations here)

Will create works that contain: Pretty much open to anything. I tend to write mostly AUs and my fics usually have HEA.

Will not create works that contain: a/b/o, mpreg, non-con, really dark fic

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1190

Will create works for the following relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson - MCU Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Sam Wilson - MCU Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Clint Barton/Tony Stark - MCU Bruce Banner/Clint Barton - MCU Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson - MCU

Work Description: A one-shot story with the chosen pairing. Winner may suggest a topic and prompt; I will take that and craft a one chapter fic. Most of my one shots run around 4500 to 5000 words. If the winner wants, I'm open to continuing a current series or creating a stand-alone.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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-- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 2076

Will create works for the following relationships: Bruce Banner/Clint Barton - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov - MCU Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - MCU Clint Barton/Phil Coulson - MCU Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU

Work Description: This is a medium length multi-chapter fic (5-7 chapters) written for the winner's prompt and suggestions. I am open to Alternative Universes as well as other kinds of plotted fics. Winners may elect the story to be part of an on-going series.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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-- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 3026

Will create works for the following relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson - MCU Bruce Banner/Clint Barton - MCU Clint Barton/Tony Stark - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov - MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - MCU Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - MCU Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson - MCU

Work Description: This is a longer multi-chapter fic, an AU of the winner's choosing. My long fics run anywhere from 16-20 chapters and can take anywhere from 4-6 months to complete. Winner will provide a prompt and I will build the world and create the story. Story may include a primary and up to 2 secondary pairings.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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Kitchens are sooooo hard! What color cabinets did you go with? And countertop? I redid mine about six years ago and went with quartz

Cakeisnotpie

See Cakeisnotpie’s existing works here.

Preferred contact methods: Tumblr - cakeisnotpie

Preferred organizations: See the list of approved organizations here.

First Book

Rainbow Railroad

The Trevor Project

Will create works that contain:

I love a good AU, but can write almost anything.

Will not create works that contain:

alpha/beta/omega, mpreg

-- Fic or other writing --

Auction ID: 33

Will create works for the following relationships:

Clint Barton gen -- MCU, Fraction, 616 Clint Barton/Any -- MCU, Fraction, 616 except Clint/Loki.

Work Description:

Length TBA based upon amount of donation. I'm willing to continue an existing series with a new fic or do something brand new.

Ratings: G, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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The cellist’s name is Aubry in Agents of SHIELD

!!! You’re right. 

Natasha to Clint (chp. 11)

A Wolf in the Fold by cakeisnotpie (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies/Marvel Comics) – Explicit – Clint Barton/Phil Coulson #Alternate Universe #Modern Setting #Fantasy #Police #Magic #Shapeshifters #Werewolves #Mythology #Native American Mythology #Bestiality (shapeshifter sex) #Involuntary Drug Use #Murder Mystery

The brush rattled and Clint came to a halt, listening for any sounds from the missing teens. The normal nighttime rustles of leaves and insects were all he heard. Two more steps in the direction he was heading and the wolf slunk out of the shadows to block his way. A beautiful silver and black timberwolf, the largest Clint had seen, sat on its haunches and tilted its head as it looked Clint over with big blue eyes.

“Okay,” Clint said. He slowly stepped back, keeping careful watch on the animal. “I’m no danger to you. Just head on off on your wolfy way.”

The wolf yipped and shook its head as if disagreeing with Clint.

A growl issued from the wolf’s throat; Clint frozen as moonlight reflected off those eyes that saw everything. The wolf walked back until Clint could see the grey tips of its ears flick forward and back. With a quick bark, it turned and loped South, pausing to look back at Clint.