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Caffeinatrix
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caffeinatrix replied to your post:Do you by any chance know a way to make yourself fall asleep? I'm desperately trying but my head just keeps thinking about things I really don't want to think about and keeping me awake for hours and hours...
Honestly, there’s an amazing herbal sleep aid called Valerian Root that helps REALLY WELL with sleep. I used to have to use it when I was in high school because of anxiety and stress-induced insomnia.
there you go anon :) more tipsÂ
I have been nominated by doceternal to answer the following questions xP
1. Tesla or Edison?
TESLA MOTHERFUCKERS
2. Who is your favorite celebrity chef and why?
Hmm.... This one is hard. I'm a big fan of Morimoto, honestly.
3.You get to geek out with any one person for the next 24 hours. Who is it?
Wil Wheaton or RDJ.
4. How did you dispose of the body?
Hydrochloric Acid OR the way doceternal would do it which involves cement, trash bags, a sledgehammer, and access to a coral reef.
5. Chose one mode of transportation to be the only one you ever use again for the rest of your life. What is it and how screwed are you?
I wouldn't mind just having to drive a car as a mode of transportation. I mean, wouldn't be able to do much to get out of the country but I can get to places, yaknow? I dunno. Probably a horrid idea. I need a boatcar.
6. What do you want to be when you grow up? And don’t tell me you are too old for this because my Grandpa still has plans for when he grows up.
I don't wanna grow up! D:
Seriously though, I have big plans for working for the government XP
7. Which horseman of the apocalypse would you like to be the understudy for?
Death.
8. What was the best time you were high?
Smoking with a group of friends then hitting Eat'n'Park and one friend screaming "Which one has the most food on it?!?!?" There was also the other friend who said that a uterus would be crunchy cause it "Has that sorta shape"
9. What is hiding under your bed and how could you possibly deal with it?
It doesn't like me looking at it, so usually if I leave it be it leaves me be. Probably a mean motherfucker, though. I can hear it in my dreams....
10. You’re suddenly in an anime. Are you the hero, villain, or some random schlub?
Can I be an anti-hero? Is that a thing in animes??
11. What word or phrase do you use way to obsessively?
Like. Seriously, I use that word way too damn much. I'M NOT IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.
Oh yeah, "Fucking" is another one.
Now I have to come up with questions for people... Fuck... Hmm....
1) Taking a leaf from Fight Club, what historical figure would you most like to fight?
2) Your best friend is your only partner in the zombie apocalypse. How fucked are you?
3) You can only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what is it?
4) What is your favorite childhood object that you still own?
5) What is one thing that you have that you could not live without? Just one :-P
6) Favorite quote?
7) THINK OF AN ANIMAL. Okay, that animal is now in your room and is hungry. What did you think of and what do you do?
8) What is your take on "half empty/half full" (i.e. Half empty, half full, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it!)?
9) One thing you would change about yourself, physically or otherwise?
10) There is one thing that everyone LOVES that no one else knows about. What's yours?
11) The one web site (other than Tumblr) that you visit most often?
And I now nominate the following to answer the above questions :D
doceternal (Yup, this is happening)
sherieffarouk
shikratia
parkingstrange
deep13entertainment
Now, answer the questions and make up your own to have your followers answer! It's a fun alternative to answering asks imo :-)
So, I got nominated by fuckyeadragonz to answer the following questions: 1. What’s your favourite mollusc? The noble and delicious Geoduck (obviously). 2. How long have you been on tumblr? I've been stealing my gf's (Caffeinatrix) for the better part of a year, but she got tired of it and set up my own about a month ago. See kids, this is proof that if you just pester someone enough, they will make all your problems go away. 3. If you could solve one problem, any problem, what would it be? Senescence or possibly any one of The Millennium Prize Problems. 4. Your opinion on sports? I'm not too big on watching most sports, but I love playing a ton of them. You wouldn't necessarily think it talking to me (I'm a pretty big nerd who works in IT), but I was the defensive captain of my high school football team and likely would have gone to college on a football scholarship if another player hadn't shattered my knee with his car. I also do a bunch of martial arts, love to play pool and some other random sports, and race my motorcycle when I have the time (or there are no cops around). 5. Who shot first? Han or Greeto? Han. 6. What percentage of battery on your phone does it take for you to realise that there is no hope in saving it from dying? My phone needs to be shutting itself down before I give up hope. I will keep using it at 1% for waaayyyy too long. 7. Name one game that broke your heart and expectations? Fallout 3. I have always loved the Fallout series and I was so happy to see that Bethesda grabbed up a ton of the old Black Isle workers to make it happen. But then I was told from some industry mates about how shit they treated the old source material and how the BI guys were given almost no room for input. Made me sad as hell. At least they redeemed themselves with new Vegas. 8. What is the best plot twist ever in your opinion? Memento. That shit was great. Now if you'll excuse me for the next hour and a half I need to go watch that shit again. 9. If you could hop into your past or future and look at yourself for a while what age would you go to? If I had to go to the past, then somewhere around 19-20; I was bishi as fuck back then. Otherwise, some time around 52 or so to see how things are turning out, or at least to check out my gravestone and see what did me in. 10. A werewolf kills your dearest friend then hugs you… What is your reaction? Bite it and steal its powers! 11. You kill your dearest friend and then hug a werewolf… How long does it take for you to die? Depends. I'm pretty good with animals, and as long as the werewolf wasn't also friends with the person then I think I'm good. Besides, wolves recognize Alpha when it's in front of them.
So, I guess I am supposed to ask questions now.
1. Tesla or Edison?
2. Who is your favorite celebrity chef and why?
3.You get to geek out with any one person for the next 24 hours. Who is it?
4. How did you dispose of the body?
5. Chose one mode of transportation to be the only one you ever use again for the rest of your life. What is it and how screwed are you?
6. What do you want to be when you grow up? And don't tell me you are too old for this because my Grandpa still has plans for when he grows up.
7. Which horseman of the apocalypse would you like to be the understudy for?
8. What was the best time you were high?
9. What is hiding under your bed and how could you possibly deal with it?
10. You're suddenly in an anime. Are you the hero, villain, or some random schlub?
11. What word or phrase do you use way to obsessively?
I nominate:
Caffeinatrix
the-unexceptional-wookie
fvcknfreddy
haileyrose-
and damaged-diamond-in-the-rough
Answer the questions, make new ones and nominate someone else or I will be forced to have some words with that thing hiding under your bed! xD
I want to clarify something about meds real quick (just cause I've seen the snippets, not trying to be angry or anything xP). Over the counter medications that contain Acetaminophen are ones that will damage your liver and kidneys. NSAID's like Advil or Aleve can do more damage to your stomach lining than anything else, including causing ulcers and all sorts of issues like that. I've taken more of each than I ever should, so yeah XP
oh thank you for the clarification darling! the pain relievers in my purse right now have Acetaminophen, i should have clarified myself but i am somewhat distracted! but yes Advil Aleve Tylenol Excedrine and generic versions can all do damage to your bodies! but thank you again for the clarification darling!
~Madam Mim
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I can't stand bread and butter pickles. They're all sweet and weird and ugh x_x I'll stick to my garlic pickles and dill thank you very much.
eww pickles in general are just gross!6.5/10!
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Hello, um, I just started up a side animal crossing blog so I wouldn't be throwing a bunch of ac stuff on my humor blog so I was wondering if you'd be willing to check it out and possibly follow? Trying to get more into the AC community and it's not working as well as I'd like XP it's mayor-rana :)
Of course! You've got a follow from me. :)
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caffeinatrix replied to your post: “Went shopping for this week’s food Ended up just buying a tonne of...”:
Johnny Walker fuck yeah!!!
Loving it!
