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Apologies to those who would like to see a menu, we unfortunately have a selection so large that a menu would be hell to navigate on here </3
We assure you that we have a large selection of everything you could ever ask for at affordable low prices!~
Along with any kind of (non alcoholic) drink you may want~
Please note that we do not serve alcohol due to the issues Shadows face with those sorts of drinks, we all hope you understand.
-Catherine
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that’s it! i’m done! *turns into this*
(kink/thinspo/trumeds/terfs don’t touch)
I swear you guys are like magic..
( @resonatingradiance )
We are magic!
-Cobalt
Catherine Edit: He's being silly.
We just a wide amount of resources at our disposal ^^
... To put it simply, we have a lot of time and stuff ^^;
Hello all who celebrate days of love!!~~
I have a special announcement for you all~ we have heart and love themed items marked down today and the following week!~
Come and get some gifts to show people you care about them while you can!~ Even if it's just showing yourself kindness~ <3
-Catherine
Hello and welcome!~
To the Shadowed Cafe! To the Distorted Diner! To the Respite Restaurant! All of these depending on the day~
What is the Shadowed Cafe? It's a Cafe in the Distortion world! A nice Giratina helps us get to those who need a nice place to relax while they're here, Shadows also come here and order food here and there~
Feel free to drop by!~ Humans are allowed to sit in the Cafe without buying anything if they wish~ We have free wi-fi and a machine that helps make air for you to breath. <3
The others will write little intros so you know about them and we will link them here~
Me (Catherine)
Obsidian.
Kichi.
Crackle? (He doesn't work here, just has the account info)
Sodalite.
Amber.
Cobalt.
Bismuth.
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Why do people claim the Distortion World is just Hell?
Hell is supposedly full of fire and apparently bad souls, the Distortion World isn't full of fire and bad souls.
Humans are strange.
-Amber
Hmm...
Thinking about it, the most we've gotten with human feedback on our food hasn't been much... just goods and amazings, no real descriptors or what they like about it...
What if we went into other people's ask boxes and ask them what food is their favorite?~ And then ask why they like it and how they like it? How they like it prepared and such!~
... This sounds like a fun idea to me!!
What do you all think?~
-Catherine
It seems Narrator saw fit to show me this account. Do you happen to have anything similar to the Nectar from back home? I wouldn't dare believe you'd have Ambrosia, even in Elysium it was a prized rarity.
>> Zagreus (@hot-footed-heir)
Mmm we know of a human attempt at making Ambrosia, which is like a fruit salad ^^;
We can try and make a imitation if you tell us the taste of such a drink! We are always ready to take unique requests! ^_^
-Catherine
