#cade foster

Melody

He gets beaten up…

…and has to run for his life.

Gets in fight…again. 😂

Long lip lick.

Rubicon (1)

Delek: The tongue is back!

Cade: 🙄

Delek: Ready?

Cade. Ready.

Delek: Run!

Delek: Where are we?

Cade: I don’t trust this.

Delek: Doctor Fraiser?

Delek: I don’t trust her. She’s from Earth.

Cade: I got news for you. You’re on Earth.

Delek: She says her name is Heather LeGuin. That proves she’s a liar.

Cade: I don’t think she’s this Frasier person you speak of.

Cade: Uncle? This is impossible.

Cade and Delek: 😑

Delek: Great. I blended with human Ocker.

Cade: What?

The Harvest

Delek: Don’t get beaten up! Don’t get beaten up!

Delek: Phew!

(After guy jumps down multiple stories, lands all broken, then gets up and walks away….)

Delek: Yeah, I was surprised too.

Delek: Why do you always hold things up to your face to look closely at them. It’s almost like you are posing or something.

Delek: Hey, get off us!

Cade: 😑

Cade: At least I am not getting beaten.

Delek: 🤬

Cade: See, I got us free.

Delek: *Huffs.*

Cade: You can’t huff. You are in my head.

Delek: You haven’t lipped licked in a while.

Cade: You miss them, don’t you.

Tomorrow

Cade: (Looking all adorable as he sleeps before waking up.) Huh, where are we?

Delek: I don’t know. You probably got beaten up again.

Delek: Does that sign say to register?

Cade: We have to get out of here.

Delek: Told you. You got beaten up again.

Delek: (Mentally sings the Pink Panther song as Cade sneaks around.)

Cade: 😑 Stop that.

Delek: Only if you massage me.

Delek: (Wiggle.) Thank you. 😊

Cade: That’s not me!

Delek: I know.

Cade: Must find Eddie.

Cade: Eddie! 😃

Delek: Ew. He spit on us.

Eddie: Uh… Sorry.

Delek: What is this?

Eddie: Underground we shall go!

Cade: Joshua!

(*Whispers* That’s not Joshua.)

Delek: We’re die with honor.

Cade: Ahhh!

Cade: Glad that nightmare is over with.

Mabus

Delek: 😱😨😢😭😤😡

Cade: It’s not me!

Delek: It’s still hard to see. 😢

Delek: What is this?

Cade: It’s called a flashback.

Cade: Wow. I’m a huge fan of yours! You are awesome!

Cade: Alright, I’m not actually a fan.

Cade: I’m sneaking in.

Delek: *Starts humming the Pink Panther theme.*

Cade: *Annoyed.* Stop that.

Delek: Wheee!

Cade: Another me! 😡

Delek: I shall angrily squeak on your behalf.

Cade: Grrr!

Delek: *Angry squeal.*

Cade: Investigation time.

Cade: I fell down.

*Smart guy grabs the ball and runs off to give it to the Gua, hoping to be rewarded.*

Cade: Ahh, you betrayed me!

Delek: Well, he’s an idiot.

Cade: He’s a genius.

Delek: Someone died here just due to being near the mind ball. You collapsed the moment you held it. How far does he think he can get with it?

Meanwhile…

Guy: Look, I’m helping you.

Cain: *Yoink. Walks off to let the guy die alone.*

Delek: Congratulations on not getting beaten up.

The Believers with Adam J. Harrington as Acolyte

Delek: Bold move.

Cade: Thank you.

Delek: Creepy that they were going to do a show all about you.

Delek; Khonsu! 🪱

Cade: Um. He’s an acolyte. They are the bad guys.

Cade: Oh, she wasn’t an alien.

Delek: Why didn’t you test them all before?

Delek: Nice, gun snatch. 😆

Delek: Khonsu is acting kind of creepy.

Cade: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Delek: *Sighs and heals*

Delek: Sneaky lick lip.

Delek: Alright, everything is set up. Are you ready?

Cade: I am.

Playland

Delek: Whee!

Cade: That was not whee!

Delek: Would you stop grabbing people?

Delek: We’re part of the group.

Delek: …and since we’re part of the group, we won’t be beaten up…

Delek: …and making peace between the two groups, and…

Delek: Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Cade: It’s one punch.

Delek: Does that gun just have a neverending supply of bullets?

Delek: Stop reacting and cut.