GIVE ME ALL THE QUESTIONS FOR CABOOSEBALL RIGHT NOW
GOOD THAT I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST FOR THESE TOO, GREASEBOOSE HERE I COOOOOMEEEEEEE
1) who can outdrink the other?
Greaseball is drinking the whole bar just to prove a point. The man can at least hold his alcohol well and will poke fun at CB for being a lightweight (but in a loving way).
2) who says âI love youâ more?
CB says it more often than Greaseball. Greaseball is actually WORSE when it comes to expressing his feelings. But CB is always playfully saying, I love ya!
3) who has trouble sleeping alone?
They both do. Greaseball doesnât like talking about his past or the nightmares that come with it, and the same goes for CB. They find comfort in sleeping with the other because it puts those thoughts/dreams at bay.
4) who swears more?
They will have a swear off to see who could swear more because they both have SAILORâS MOUTHS.
5) who does more of the housework?
Greaseball, despite being pretty manly is still rather neat, though only to an extent. CB is a messy boy, so their house is slightly messy because they both know where everything is, so why bother moving it?
6) who forgets their anniversary?
Greaseball, just because heâs a stereotypical Man Who Forgets.
7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?
Greaseball doesnât sleep with blankets much, so he usually just lets CB steal them. CB likes to burrito himself in a bunch of blankets while GB is cool with just a sheet.
8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?
Greaseball is a hardcore snorer. Itâs quite terrifying. He sounds like a broken tractor. CB has invested in soundproof headphones.
9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?
CB. Greaseball let him keep a little salamander he found for a while, but it was so small that it escaped and neither of them could find it. RIP Sally the Mander (yes, that is what CB named it).
10) who usually makes dinner?
Greaseball makes food that Dinah had taught him how to make while they were dating. He excels at grilling steaks, barbecue, hot dogs, etc. though. CB is still a can I microwave it? type.
11) who plays their music out loud?
BOTH OF THEM, and the genres are very contrasting so theyâve had to come up with a schedule of who gets to play their music when. Or else the whole house will just be a dissonant hell.
12) who hogs the bathroom?
Greaseball, his hair takes time and love. CB is just frustratingly banging on the door wearing only a towel.
13) who gives more compliments?
CB does, but Greaseball doesnât always interpret them as compliments. Sometimes theyâre just weird observations to him.
14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?
Theyâre both pretty equally grounded on starting shit. But Greaseball doesnât care enough to keep the argument going and will just say whatever he needs to say to end it quickly.
15) who isnât afraid to embarrass the other in public?
CB will almost always be the answer for this question, he is THE prankster. The trickster. Evil little mastermind.
16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?
Actually Greaseball is the culprit here, and they get so bad that CB is actually embarrassed by some. (see: cherry tits)
17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?
CB will try to convince Greaseball that heâs sick and the man will not believe him, despite spewing from both ends. I AM TOTALLY OKAY AND I CAN RACE. I DONâT NEED A CABOOSE TO TELL ME TO STAY HOME. *vomits*
CB: yeah, sure okay big man
18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?
CB canât stay angry at Greaseball for too long. He just knows GB is Like That. He finds other ways to get GB to apologize to him first though, very sneaky little ways.
19) who clings to the other for comfort when theyâre sad or scared?
CB, itâs almost always CB. The boy needs love okay? Physical affection is very important to him.
20) who is more âphysically passionateâ? (hugs, kisses, or maybe moreâŚ)
Greaseball, and he is not afraid to show it. Heâll dip CB and kiss him in front of the whole freight yard, he doesnât care.
thank you for letting me gush about this ship
