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Kate: But if it wasn’t you - then that means - !

Cabbagepatch: YOU - NINCOMPOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Poppy: Holy -

Figgyduff: - SHIT!

Carmela: ¡Qué coño! What are you doing!? Ale: Saving you some jail time!!

M: A A A A A A A A A A A - !

- Oh! Hey you!

M: Told you it would work. Vera: So I was thinking - Order a couple pizzas, put on a movie, lay some blankets down in the lab? M: Now you're speaking my language.

Figgyduff: Ye He He! That was more fun than two snakes in a basket!

LETS DO IT AGAIN! Kate: I don't think so dog.

Kate: All good Cowboy!?

Diego: Is it over ?

Kate: Yeah - It's Over.

After almost a week of investigation, the Agents had finally located the missing piece of their little Growing Together puzzle.

And had they not figured it all out when M radioed an hour earlier, this could have been a lot more surprising.

???: Well, well, well. Look what the bait dragged in.

Diego: Uhhh - Kate?! Kate: What!?

Diego: I uh, I don't quite exactly know how to tell ya this but -

Diego: There's a little dog driving the bus! Kate: Yeah! I know!

Diego: And ya didn't think that might have been a TOUCH IMPORTANT to mention?!?

Poppy: Sorry to shit in your Scooby Snacks dog but I'm an Agent of U.N.I.T. We don't kill people, we bring them to justice - even if they're a major creep. I'm not that kind of person.

Cabbagepatch: Oh sure you are. Maybe not yet. Maybe not for a long time. But everyone has their breaking point. Mariah: Everyone has something to lose.

Poppy: Yeah - Not me.

Cabbagepatch: Oh that can't be true. Consider your dear mother, or the large orange buffoon.

Cabbagepatch: Chin up pale smallish 009. There's at least two people who care about you, and oh look - how funny. I've gone and taken them away.

Carmela: ¿Eres pajúo? What do you think you are doing!? Ale: I just thought if we matched the speed of- Carmela: You think I am paying you to think?! Ale: IT IS LITERALLY MY JOB!

Carmela: You don't have to be happy about this but if you push me I am going to pull back. ¿Comprende? Ale: Si Señora.

Carmela: ¡Vale! Now, if you’d like to keep your all those clever brains inside your skull I would highly suggest that you tuck your balls between your legs and DRIVE!

Mariah: Mr. Vader came after. We found him trolling the forums. A spiritual man who gave up everything in search of his own answers.

The perfect Shepherd. Or so we thought. We hired him on to manage the flock - study and document the effects of the formula on the new subjects.

Mariah: But he got greedy, started sampling the product himself.

Cabbagepatch: And you can see where exactly that got him. Enlightened. But at a cost.

Poppy: The way you talk about him makes it sound like you couldn't care if he lives or dies.

Cabbagepatch: Oh very much not. We were really hoping you'd kill each other. Figured it would be the easiest way to cut out the rot.

Cabbagepatch: Every operation is only as strong as it's weakest link.

Once you locate the soft spot - identify the chink in the samurai cat armor, I'm afraid all it takes is one solid tug on the chain -

Cabbagepatch: When we originally relocated I was inspired by what I believed to be rather a profitable idea for a little bit of chemical warfare.

Cabbagepatch: A low grade neuro-paralyzer that could be pumped out to guests of the hotel. A little something to weaken the mind, lower the freewill response. Encourage you to purchase out of season tchotchkes.

Call it Manufactured Holiday Joy. Trials were - how do you say, Unsuccessful. At First.

Cabbagepatch: I concocted the initial formula from a combination of several easily accessible psychedelics. Party Drugs. But trial after trial produced little to no effect on my collection of first pet stuff rodents.

Cabbagepatch: So I continued to up the strength.

Cabbagepatch: It wasn't until the Soft Oaf of a Holiday Man accidentally shattered one of my beakers, that I was exposed to the formula myself.

Cabbagepatch: I keeled over - mere centimeters from death. But what I saw in those moments - I knew. I had accidentally created something very special.

I immediately phoned Miss Mariah, commanding her to fetch me a bigger sample size.

Cabbagepatch: I needed a group of test subjects so malleable, so empty headed, so weak willed.

She of course had the perfect solution.

Cabbagepatch: Have you ever come into contact with an alternate version of yourself? Poppy: You know I could probably survive this fall. It's not even that far.

Cabbagepatch: My patience is thinning small one. So many lives at stake, and yet you so carelessly toy with me.

Cabbagepatch: Why make their chances of survival slimmer than they already are?

Poppy: What do you think is more hard headed, me or your stupid candy canes?

Cabbagepatch: There are several ways to acquire the answers I'm looking for 009. And if I have to dig them out of your corpse, so be it.

Cabbagepatch: What don't you understand?! I AM HOLDING ALL THE CARDS! I HAVE WON!

Cabbagepatch: I will see the earth torn asunder- the cosmos split in two - I will see the dawn of a brand new game!

Cabbagepatch: Fall knowing that I shall render your flesh from your bones - and I will scrape the answers I require from your wasted brain matter!

Cabbagepatch: Bleed out knowing that even now, I possess the power to erase every person you will ever love!

Cabbagepatch: Die knowing that you alone had the power to prevent this!

Kate: I'm really glad it was you! Diego: WHAT!?

Kate: The person that sent in the anonymous tip! Diego: Kate I have no idea - what you're talking about!!

Kate: You sent U.N.I.T. intel! It was the whole reason we went on this mission! Why we got sent to the hotel !!

Diego: Lady! I don't know how to tell you this -